Ben Uticone

I'm proud to say I needed no help or privilege to get where I am. I achieved forgettable mediocrity all on my own.

For those not in the know; this is the "Dump" portion of a "Pump & Dump".

@moto_motes For real, man. Has fucking no one thought this through?

@BenUticone Even better when some of those people become their competitors because it’s one of the only viable occupations.

The Plumbers and Electricians when they realize that tens of millions of unemployed people won't be able to pay for their services:

@AuxGod_ @BretHart Maybe. But if we're judging solely on his chops as a worker, purely on in-ring ability, there is no one better. I'd put a handful of guys on the same level, like Kurt Angle, Shawn Michaels or Chris Benoit, but I can't name one who was ever better.

Is Bret Hart a Top 10 wrestler of all time when you factor in accolades, in-ring ability, merch sales, believability, look, theme, and charisma?

@PollSter_Mike1 Outland

Can you name ONE movie for Sean Connery that is NOT Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 1989, The Rock 1996, or James Bond Franchise'?

@ATRightMovies Rain Man

I mean... not saying it HAS to be this. Just... we could...

@RinoTheBouncer Our sun going supernova

What would it be?🚀

@MattWalshBlog Everything you just said isn't an argument against euthenasia. It's an argument that you are too biased to be able to discuss the subject in a sober, rational manner

All of the arguments for euthanasia fail. Even if I agreed that people have some kind of moral right to kill themselves (which I don’t), euthanasia wouldn’t be needed to exercise that “right.” You can already kill yourself. The idea that people need some kind of state sponsored system just to commit suicide is totally incoherent, even on its own terms. And those term are totally deranged because in truth, again, there is no moral right to suicide. But that’s almost a separate question, or at least a question further downstream. When it comes to euthanasia, the first and most immediate question is not whether people have the right to kill themselves, but whether the STATE and the MEDICAL INDUSTRY have the right to kill people. Should doctors be in the business of deliberately killing human beings? Should we have a bureaucracy for suicide? These are the real questions. And even if you (wrongly) think that humans have a moral right to murder themselves, you should still be able to see why doctors and bureaucrats ought to have no role in it.

List of billionaires actually volunteering to prove the point: - - - .

@PastorAlexLove My wife took Marijuana while we were trying to have a baby. She stopped as soon as she found out she was pregnant, but by then it was too late. Nine months later our baby was born looking just like our Ecuadorian landscaper Eustacio. Please do not EVER take Marijuana.

I met a young lady today at my house who told me she used to be a successful quantum physicist. One day, when at a party she took a marijuana, her life fell apart afterwards and she had to become a NAKED HOUSE CLEANER to make ends meet Please DO NOT EVER take a marijuana 🙏

Another day of AI CEOs saying horrible things

My uninformed take is this: He's not exactly lazy. He painted himself into a corner narratively and he's such a perfectionist that he may not be able to write his way out of it in such a way that does justice to what has come before and would rather not finish than finish weakly.

Exaggeration is the huckster's crutch.

What movie has the bleakest ending in your opinion?

Apparently I'm in the minority, having decided not to declare Stephen Colbert's new Lord of the Rings project a worthless waste of time until AFTER seeing it.

@Amelia558rs @EclecticMommaZ Favorite is a strong word. Out of all of them Carter is probably the one for whom I feel the least antipathy.

Choose your favorite president.

@TheCinesthetic The 36th Chamber of Shaolin

What is your unconventional pick for greatest movie of all time?

@CinemaTweets1 Or, and hear me out here, sometimes, just sometimes, a super-fanboy is just the person to inject new life into a franchise that has grown stale. See Star Trek, Seth MacFarlane and The Orville.

Let’s just have Jimmy Kimmel write a new Anna Karenina? Why stop with Colbert & Lord of the Rings? Maybe we could get Seth Meyers to write a new version of Moby Dick? Is Conan busy? Sit him down, have him write a new installment of The Catcher in the Rye. Am I losing my mind?