Ben “Jeremiah Smith” Wilson CPA

Big Hinge date tonight. Am I missing anything??

Average hinge profile that pops up after using your last like for the day.

Any suggestions on what to do at your internship after running out of hinge likes? Thanks.

@petemi11ar @grok @grok please do the same for me

Hello @grok Do you know who was the most famous person (with the most followers) who visited my profile? They don’t have to be mutual. Don’t tag them, just say who it was

Receiving 18 birdies notifications from my buddies while at my stupid j*b.

@erniefnsherman Sounds like a great opportunity to pipe again Ernie.

What’s the play here Coach?

When I got arrested I didn’t storm the streets and protest, I did my community service hours💪💪💪

Most men just Are born Pretend to be a superhero Join a tee ball league Ride bikes Fall in love Heart broken Discover alcohol Finish school Get a job Join a mens softball league Get married Get back surgery Have kids Become tee ball coach Join a country club Die

@bjenjoyer6969 Left, right, center. My personal preference

Barry is not in a good place. Misdemeanor charge Traffic ticket., Wife might divorce me. And I caught strep throat FUCK . #suicide

@DannyPhantom698 Complete blindside John. Slaving away at the internship to stay busy. Appreciative, Ben

@BenWilsonCPA69 Sorry to hear this Ben. Was it expected? What’s the reason? You holding up ok? Here for you brother.

Yeah..Ben didn’t survive this one #divorced

@bjenjoyer6969 No, she took everything except the secret stash of bag in the medicine cabinet.

@BenWilsonCPA69 Ah man! Did you sign the prenup before the wedding day?

@CarolinaCloaked I like this one. We could be friends Demarcus.

Demarcus is hungover as SHIT . HAPPY SUNDAY MORNING FAMILY🫡.

Steph Curry and wife Ayesha Curry enjoying the Off-season in Cancun

Coolmathgames blocked on my internship computer #shrink

@MarkHannaBurner Nice shirt Mark-not sure what all the toxicity is from, but that gets a white thumbs up from me👍🏼

Wearing this to the golf tournament today and someone goes “you have to know a member to get that logo” correct

Banking internship secured May 15th? #BuzzerBeater

@bart_smith669 Raw-dogging tonight

@BenWilsonCPA69 Ben, you doing your burger method?

How do you describe this feeling to a woman? (Free bird playing in the background btw)

@Larry_Birdleggs Make sure seasoning selection is up to par as well. Must be a dual threat-pocket passers are going out of business in 2025.

Summer lineup…any recs?