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why does Richard Keys look like a wham Hasbulla

Donnarumma played for Italy at 17 and he’s gonna be 31 years of age without ever playing at the World Cup loooooool

It’s mad that Italy were dogshit for a decade, then out of nowhere they peaked during Euro 2020 just to cockblock England out of their first trophy since 66, then straight back to being absolute wank again 😭

april fools is canceled this year. there's no joke bigger than this economy

Can anyone tell me why MP’s on nearly £100K a year have been given a £3.3K cost of living payment whilst the rest of the country is expected to meet ever rising costs With no help from Government as any help given is means tested. Surely by those standards they don’t qualify?

Dear @BBCNews, stop this right now.

every week is just gets that little bit more mad.

🚨Thomas Tuchel expresses disappointment over Arsenal players' withdrawals: 🗣 Tuchel: "Look, I'm disappointed and frustrated right now, but these things have been happening in football for a long time. You'd expect managers to let players be here when they come into the England camp, especially at this important stage. Players like Saka, Rice, and Madueke have arrived carrying knocks or looking exhausted from their club schedule. One minute they're flying high in the Premier League title race, the next they're pulling out for 'medical assessments' before we even face Japan." "We're building for the World Cup, and these boys are supposed to be our core. The relentless demands from club football seem to be taking priority, and England pays the price with depleted squads and disrupted preparations. If they keep coming in like this — half-fit or broken — we risk going into the tournament without our best talents. Something has to give." "The club versus country battle is an ongoing issue in international football, and right now Arsenal's title push is costing England dearly.We need to find a soluti....𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲

This might actually be Trump's funniest moment 😂 Japanese Reporter: Why didn't you tell us before you struck Iran? Trump: "Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" 💀🔥😂

You have to hand it to spurs for somehow finding new levels to embarrass an already rock bottom fanbase

In Anchorman, Paul Rudd tried to make Will Ferrell break during the Sex Panther scene with the line “60% of the time it works every time.” Ferrell instantly fired back with “That doesn’t even make sense,” which ended up making everyone else crack instead.

Jimmy Carr shared a brutally honest take on life without kids that will hit hard for anyone who's ever weighed the choice: “Not having kids was like living life with a cheat code on the video game. Super easy. Low stakes. No real skin in the game.” He continues: Once you have children, your heart literally lives outside your body. You worry about mortality differently — because now dying means saying goodbye to them. Suddenly you're not playing on easy mode anymore. You're at the high-stakes table. And his final word? “It’s very joyful.” In 54 seconds he captures something profound: The deepest fulfillment often comes from the highest risk — the one where you have everything to lose. Parents: Does this perfectly describe the shift you felt? Child-free: Does it change how you see the trade-off?

you're telling me the earth looks like this and I'm supposed to work a 9-5 until I'm 65?

Arsenal and their fans actually believe we don't like them because we fear them. When Man City won 5 out of 6 Premier League titles, we all respected them. We all feared them. Respect = fear. Not dislike. When Liverpool won the PL under Klopp and consistently challenged for it, we all largely respected them. Both of these sides were genuinely good football teams. They were playing free flowing, entertaining football, scoring goals and creating chances while allowing world class individuals to shine. Man City with players like Agüero, David Silva, KdB, Bernardo, Sterling, Sané, Mahrez, Kompany and then eventually players like Haaland, Rodri, Foden and Alvarez etc. Liverpool with their unbelievable frontline of Mané, Salah and Firmino with players like TAA, Robertson, Diaz etc. Always playing with 100% intensity, always looking to score one more goal, always looking to entertain the fans. Again, we all respected these teams and that respect was given because we feared them – and we did so because they were genuinely good teams who played genuinely good football with genuinely good players. Not a soul respects Arsenal and what they are doing. They are not playing entertaining football, and in many cases they are literally not playing football at all. Wasting time, faking injuries, taking forever to restart play – be that from corners, free-kicks, goal kicks whatever. Constantly goes down too easy while looking more like WWE fighters when attacking/defending set-pieces. They are massively over-reliant on set-piece goals to open up games and all of their set-piece goals happen, not because of beautifully rehearsed variants but because they are allowed to do whatever they want in the box without being penalised for it. On top of all this, they act in the most unsporting and disgusting manner possible whenever they play. No class at all. Nobody will look back at this title win (and yes, they will win the title) with admiration in the future. They are literally only winning this title because they are meant to win it. They will not win it because they deserve to – they will win it because the Premier League has decided they will. This is why no one actually fears Arsenal. They are objectively not a TOP football team. If they were refereed like any other side in the league, they'd be scrambling for top 5. Nothing they do is sustainable in the long-run. They have no individual quality to fall back on. When literally every single person in football is OPENLY practically saying that Arsenal are cheating, boring and getting away with m*rder, it's time to actually look at yourselves and realize that YOU actually are the problem and not everyone else.

I don't know why, but Suarez looks like Donkey from Shrek.

🚨WOW: Mum breaks down in tears on live radio call “I have to wait until bailiffs evict me and my 3 children, but if I came to the country illegally I might get £40K… it’s not fair” Britain is at breaking point.

7 year old me asleep in the back of the car knowing what corner we've just taken and estimated when we will arrive home

🚨 Fabian Hürzeler: “There was only one team who tried to play football today”. “I will never be that kind of manager who tries to win in that way”.

Cristian Romero arriving at Cardiff City away next season with his World Cup winners medal:

Even he’s seen enough

Tottenham might be the first ever team to rest their players in a Champions League KO round for the relegation battle on the weekend