Brandon Carney

@alannadeau2016 “Sony Michel will have a better career than Saquon Barkley”

@BenchwarmerBran To be fair, looking at the situations they got drafted into, he has a point

ADRENALINE

LeBirth Control

@AdamHopkins24 ☝️🤓

@BenchwarmerBran Technically woods couldn’t be a lifer

The New Day not being WWE lifers is a crime against humanity

Haven’t tweeted about the Nuggets much, mostly because they’ve made me depressed Need some changes this offseason. Whatever we trotted out this year was not it

@JessyBonil30274 Why do I get the feeling you’d defend the Rams no matter who they took at 13 Can’t quite put my finger on it

@BenchwarmerBran Yes it's that simple. If you can't get that well thats on you.

They didn't see Makai Lemon making an immediate impact by playing over Jordan Whittington...?

@solid_alloy He doesn’t need a lion’s share of targets to make an impact though. Lemon as WR3 would be absolute hell for defenses that already have to worry about Puka and Davante

@BenchwarmerBran At WR3? Hard to see a clear path to targets with the top 2 guys being Puka and Devante

@SixersAndrew Nah they were saying they didn’t see anyone who could make an immediate impact so might as well just plan for the future instead Which just seems very incorrect to me

@BenchwarmerBran This implies the DO see Ty Simpson making an immediate impact

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Joey!!

Bro is this Raw crowd alive?

@WyattzWorId And I told you that “slot machines” wasn’t a good hooker name but you didn’t listen to me

@BenchwarmerBran I mean I could have told you that licking slot machines wasn’t a good idea

I have been sick for a week. Every time I think I’m finally getting over it because one symptom subsides, a new one pops up Whatever heathen in Las Vegas gave me this godforsaken super bug, I want you to know one VERY important thing You’re a meanie 😞

@PJGustavson @TheDunkCentral @jwquick @TheNBABase

@TheDunkCentral @jwquick @TheNBABase You not slick @BenchwarmerBran

Skyler Bell is going to make a lot of noise for the Bills. Love the fit for him and also very mad about it!!

Very happy with the Patriots draft so far. Knocking out every single need one by one. Shouldn’t be surprised tho that’s what Super Bowl caliber teams do 🤷‍♂️

Someone take Skyler Bell (UConn Husky) 😡