@scottsummers89 @zacobson Sir, you must be confused. Billy Joel is an infamous pop singer/legend. He is NOT a street-wise dog
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Benderprocess
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Benderprocess
@Benderprocess
I say inappropriate things at appropriate times
New Mexico, USA Katılım Haziran 2011
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it’s easy to feel confused over something like that if you’re incredibly stupid and have a bitmoji for a profile picture in 2026
TheBearsShow@TheBearsShow
I’m so confused what Packers fans think Tucker Kraft and Christian Watson are. It’s honestly fucking hilarious.
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@zacobson @scottsummers89 Counter point: "Why Should I Worry?" is a Top 3 song from an animated Disney movie. For that reason alone, you...errr, he can run with my crew any day
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@scottsummers89 i’ll accept that he was a detriment to oliver but not the whole crew, take it back
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Excuse me, but your shitty Chuck Norris jokes over the last 20yrs made it clear that this could never happen....
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@MarkROConnell @bony_phony Hey man, a friend of mine runs a cherry orchard. He could really use your cherry picking skills this summer
GIF
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@bony_phony Caleb Williams…2 seasons…1 Division Title
Jordan Love…6 seasons…0 Division Titles
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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Bears fans explaining why Jordan Love throwing 6 INTs over an entire season is bad but Caleb “iceman” Williams having 5 INTs in just 2 playoff games is completely ok
Captain Caleb@captaincaleb18
Will be the 1st ever “opening day first pitch” to get intercepted
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@ClayTravis There's a 100% chance you would constantly criticize FDR's handling of the war, simply because he has an "D" next to his name
The call is coming from inside the house, Clay
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How would modern American media cover World War II? I ask because I think two things are true: 1. Modern media is unable to cover good & evil because they believe America is largely evil therefore her foes can’t be. 2. Identity politics have replaced individual responsibility.
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Texas Toast? Oh, you mean regular fucking toast??
Shut the fuck up, Texas. You're so goddamn annoying sometimes
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Willy Wonka only gave Charlie the chocolate factory because he knew Grandpa Joe's the type of dude that would've faked a fall and sued the shit out of him
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@WhiteHouse "Let's make a video, and leave out the best fucking part" - the @WhiteHouse dipshits
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When Tears In Heaven came out were people like “new Clapton just dropped”
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How do we start a petition to get this dude off the Packers fanbase
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Before breaking up with your girlfriend, call Jerry Jones to see if he’ll give you a Day 3 pick for her.
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Why do those dorks in Iran get a monopoly on using the title "Ayatollah"? That's a cool-ass sounding word, and starting today, I am co-opting it
Henceforth, "Ayatollah" is going in my email signature block, and on my next set of business cards.
- Jon Bender, Ayatollah
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Social media makes everyone hate everything — and everyone — is not an awful theory.
Ryan James Girdusky@RyanGirdusky
NBC News poll, Trump's fav/unfav is 41/53... here's what's less popular than the President: - The GOP 37/51 - Kamala Harris 34/51 - Gavin Newsom 27/45 - ICE 38/56 - AI 26/46 - The Democratic Party 30/52 - Iran 8/61
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Sports should never be confused with war...
Which is why it is perfectly acceptable to enjoy watching Team Israel get the absolute shit kicked out of them in the World Baseball Classic
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Years from now, if I'm ever the subject of a Silver Alert, I hope the description says "muscular for his age"
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I'm starting to wonder if President Trump is doing so much erratic shit on a global scale, that we're finally going to get a Team America: World Police 2
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@DavidBakhtiari @grok
How many games did David bakhtiari actually play after signing his 2020 extension with the Packers?
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Coming from the guy who absolutely ripped off the Packers for years
David Bakhtiari@DavidBakhtiari
@geoffschwartz For the value of his contract, I disagree.
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