Ben Denness

Janey Godley RIP Timing is everything

@TheNewsAgents @lewis_goodall @maitlis @jonsopel See also: The Wrong Milliband

"The candidate who Labour most feared is gone” Have the Tories just scored “one of the biggest own goals in the history of British politics?” @maitlis | @jonsopel | @lewis_goodall articles.globalplayer.com/2GXq2ND945jZgP…

@carlafrancome Ref @IamHappyToast

@curtis_james32 @tariqpanja So you’re saying I was right?

@Bendyness @tariqpanja x.com/NickJMButler/s…

@rhysjamesy Ha. You absolute weasel.

Fucking hell, France Touché 🗳️🇬🇧🇫🇷

thought I’d share this golden clip while everyone is aimlessly waiting

As well as 35 stages it's also a story of longevity. When Cavendish won first Tour stage he beat Freire and Zabel whose *son* has recently retired from pro cycling. Sarkozy & Bush were Presidents. Katy Perry had first hit. iPhone was new and Samsung didn't make a smartphone etc

Yes yes yes CAV! #TdF2024

@bglendenning Ditto. I quit the day I signed my mortgage

@maxrushden @guardian_sport @bglendenning @Philippe @JacobSteinberg @langdon What’s pushing Big Ange’s earpiece out of his skull?

Recording @guardian_sport FW at FT in these games. With @bglendenning @philippe @JacobSteinberg @langdon Any questions?

Reminder that it would cost £1.3 bn to scrap the two-child poverty cap and instantly lift 250,000 kids out of poverty

Nigel Farage is in Blackpool today. And after a long night, so is this.

@doktored @lorekeeper_rpg Anything about simultaneous interpretation? Asking for a friend

I’m giving a talk about world building with @lorekeeper_rpg at the Accelerator stage at 12:20 today at the #aisummit london. I watched this terrifying one about defense yesterday. Mine will be about tools for make believe.

@Pale_Porcelain_ No. Fucking. Way. How are you? You know Mike lives on my street? He blanks me daily, probably because I’m balding now and he has the hairline of Fabio

@Bendyness (It's Siobhian from Threshers btw!)

I’ve got 3 pogo sticks

@UKLabour He did have a breakdown. He called the Samaritans that night contemplating suicide. It’s in his last stand up tour.

Bon appétit Britain

@MarinaPurkiss Now it’s everywhere

He needed a better comeback to that £2,000 tax claim… Where was it?

@lewis_goodall Adlershot?

Guess the high street