Benedict Hayes

Roman soldier looking in the empty tomb after Jesus got up outta there

Tonight we are all Italian

Josh, Bijan, Nico, JSN, Kittle

@johnnieO Arian Foster

Shall we do a little NFL quarter zip giveaway? Comment the most underrated NFL player that comes to mind I’ll choose 3 of you to win one for your favorite team

This might be the most boring football game ever

First bet of the season did not hit. Gotta get back to the drawing board. Still feeling optimistic that this is the year I find financial freedom from betting on 18-22 year old students.

@gigemdamnit @Gigem25 What’s your money on Glenny?

Dynasty dox. Draft coming up this Sunday. Who should I take at 1.07?

@AggieRoy1 Say you’re from Dallas without, saying you’re from Dallas lmao

@BenedictHayes69 Absolutely not. Fuck the rockets

@mcdaniels86522 Larry, puts a smile on my face knowing that you’re having yourself a day. Haven’t listened to new album, any recs?

Questions? Comments? Concerns?

@dick_wood Cool cigar bub, almost makes up for the watch

Tax returns just hit. Time to start stuntin like my daddy

Not only is he wearing a Sigma Chi’s Thursday night necessity on his head, he’s also peeing on the course?!? Toss this mf in the dryer on high and run it for about 4 cycles.

Rahm is such a bum. Keep him off the tour and give us Bryson and Brooks.

Do you think the Rizzler is aware of the impact these tariffs have on the current economy?

I know the “Big Coors” guy is on here somewhere. Seems like a 10/10 guy.

Please hire Chris Beard. Please hire Chris Beard. Please hire Chris Beard. Please hire Chris Beard.

@bonelessbaby Solid but MLB 4 and NBA is 5

1. NFL 2. College hoops 3. CFB 4a. NBA 4b. MLB

Me the next morning after door dashing Taco Bell at 3 am

Need a chug jug

Kemba Walker