Ben Scott

@Andrew_Heaton Maybe listen to a bit of Owen McLove to cheer up

Another thing, our own fans questioning the teams 'bottle'? Behave Would've been dead easy to collapse today at 1-2 They didn't This has been an incredible season so far, lets see how it ends Swear to god some people revel in the misery Go and make tea on Craggy Island

@RobertMSterling Hanatizer in our house lol

The best random part about having small kids is how they mispronounce things and it’s so adorable that you not only don’t correct them, you start adopting it yourself. During Covid, our daughter couldn’t say “hand sanitizer” correctly. Three years later and we all still call it “hanzatizer.” When my son was two, he had a toy Elmo guitar that he called his “kintar.” My wife and I only stopped pronouncing it like that once he started real kintar lessons and we sounded dumb in front of the teacher. Our toddler is two and she calls her backpack a “pack pack.” Now the other kids talk about getting their pack packs ready for school every day. We’re having pasghetti for dinner tonight. It probably sounds stupid, but it’s little things like this that make parenthood—despite all the challenges—an irreplaceable joy.

@Andrew_Heaton Awesome 👏👏👏

Excuse me whilst have just have a big old cry Absolutely deserved Yes the cat

@Choyaa13 Never mentioned once to me.

A genuine question for Unionists: Were you ever brought up to support Israel? Growing up, I never heard Israel mentioned, let alone promoted. Even today, I know very few Unionists who actively back it, if anything, indifference seems to be the norm amongst Unionists.

@Lovandfear TBD

What saved you from your deep dark depression?

@MarkB4houghton @LeeAndersonMP_ If you did she'd sound like a nice whiskey

@LeeAndersonMP_ Why not just Bill and Tony? My wife is Irish, I don't call her Irish Dawn.

The Irish. There's a couple of blokes I drink with in my local. Bill is from Northern Ireland. We call him Irish Bill. Tony is from the Republic and we call him Irish Tony. In our minds they are both Irish. I hope that's cleared that up for the hard of understanding 🙂

@LFC I was at the game, I reckon he played about 3 different positions, looked good in all of them

A win for Conor tonight 👏

The legend that is my mate Mike 👏👏👏

@pjcboro @parkrunUK Everyone's different, so long as we're getting out and enjoying our running and the community that's the main thing. Keep er lit!

@Benitoscott @parkrunUK I’m sure he’s a lovely chap but I stand by my point. People whizzing past me as I do my best for a PB isn’t motivating.

We love the personal achievements of everyone in the parkrun community 🧡 Congratulations to Nick Griggs on setting a new fastest parkrun time of 13:44 at Belfast Victoria parkrun on Saturday. This was one of an amazing 51,356 parkrun PBs set this weekend. Well done everyone.

@pjcboro @parkrunUK He came to ours a few months back to celebrate our 500th, was massively sound, talked to everyone, stayed for coffee, total gentleman, jogged round chatting etc. He was as happy for the people at the back, the walkers, the first timers, the pram pushers etc as they were for him

@parkrunUK Don’t make it about elite runners. This is about participation and supporting others. Nick can join a running club and I hope he has a great athletics career but a slow hand clap from me for coming to a park run.

@Shrink_at_Large The Happiness Trap has probably overtaken Reasons to Stay Alive. Shout out to Racing through the Dark by @millarmind too, the recovery from rock bottom stuff in there helped me when I read it

If you have serious mental health problems, is there one self-help book that you have genuinely found most useful? If so, which one and why? Mine would be The Artist’s Way.

@realeverywriter The very hungry caterpillar

Without saying The Pit and the Pendulum what is your favorite story or poem by Edgar Allan Poe?

@selfhealerscirc was black out drunk. Stopped working though.

FINISH THIS SENTENCE: “I feel most balanced within myself when I _______.”

@Tommy_cw87 @TaylorMod Don't care if they were snorting the Marmalade. It's a banger

@TaylorMod Just ripping off the Jam on this tune

One of the best songs ever written from one of the best albums ever made Facts

@TheKopWatch Hypia

@TheCricketerMag Def top 5

Where do you think Joe Root will finish on this list? 🤔 #PAKvENG

@RossWakely @RafaelNadal But could he launch a long throw for 8 man Oracle on a Sunday morning?

An absolute legend of the game. Congratulations on an incredible career @RafaelNadal

'If you want control of that you have to be at the meetings that decide ticket prices' Singer songwriter Paul Heaton told #BBCBreakfast musicians need to be actively involved to stop fans being hit by expensive concert tickets and dynamic pricing bbc.co.uk/news/entertain…

@Lovandfear My thoughts. The b@stards.

Finish the line challenge: "In the silence, i hear..."

@Lovandfear Go to therapy right f**king now

Dear reader, leave a note for your younger self ✒️❤️‍🩹