BK

cuando era pequeño pensaba que las plantas carnívoras y las arenas movedizas iban a tener un mayor impacto en mi vida

When you just did your laundry and now you have all your s-tier clothes back in the closet

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

Being a baby in a stroller under the plastic cover when it’s raining must be a major vibe

Might rain this week. Might not

I genuinely believe I’ve made God laugh at least once

yea sex is cool but have you ever been ok

call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas

U can tell someone is 28 because there will be no more light in their eyes

Home is where you trust the toilet seat

don't understand why electricians aren't called power rangers but okay

Il vaut mieux accepter la sincérité du piment que l’hypocrisie du sucre

Apparently the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful latinas

A baddie with a great sense of humour who occasionally bullies you is all you need sometimes

Depuis que Macron est président j'ai plus jamais trouvé de l'argent par terre hein

ma meuf prend le volant et jvais avec mon poto a l’arriere

sucer un clown dans le golri-hole