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i wanna say so much but nah

When i come home tired from work and my ugly ahh kid shows me a medal he got from writing an essay on "how to end racism"

When you just did your laundry and now you have all your s-tier clothes back in the closet

Me trying to act nonchalant when someone brings out the desserts so i don't look like a fat loser

POV: You stopped using Twitter for news and started using it for your fandom

When your life is already cooked but you realize being sad won't fix it

When someone who's not my boss tries to tell me what to do at work

How it feels to say "idk" to things you know but explaining takes effort

What life feels like when you finally accept that going back is no longer an option

Me at my ripe age of 31 when the 5 hours of sleep + 2 energy drinks combo catches up to me

When u make an excuse not to go out & they come up with a solution

Me travelling to another city because i'm too scared to ask the driver to stop

when ur pretending to be cringe on purpose for fun but they now think it's your real personality

Me leaving my house at 8:07am hoping i make it to work by 7:30am

How those extra 10 minutes of sleep feel

How it feels to dissociate yourself in the middle of a conversation

How it feels talking to someone who views every situation as a personal attack and lives in a constant state of victimhood

Me when I realized the word "bar" stands for "beer and alcohol room"

the inside of my head as soon as someone starts explaining the rules to a card game:

Me after realising i spoke too much today and i wasn't mysterious like i planned

When the villain you hated finally dies but they suddenly hit you with the backstory