Jeff Benjamin

Chuck Norris once won a staring contest with the sun. When Chuck Norris did a pushup, he pushed the Earth down. And Chuck Norris once ate an entire cake before he realized there was a stripper inside. RIP

@umichbball Go Blue!!

🚨 LMFAO! New York Gov. Kathy Hochul is being mocked nationwide after she BEGGED people to move back from Florida 4 years ago, she was GLOATING, saying Republicans should "jump on a bus and head down to Florida" Mamdani will make the problem EVEN WORSE!

This is still an all-timer clip, of MSNBC’s Brian Williams and NYT Editorial Board Member Mara Gay reading a tweet and at no point in their brains does the math click for either of them. They made a whole on-screen graphic too, which compounds how funny it is

Got some new @BOMBAS socks that are not labeled for right and left feet. Now what am I gonna do?

Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson who knowingly certified a stolen election in Michigan's 2020 election, and is now running for Governor, won't answer when asked whether non-citizens are on the state’s voter rolls! Of course they did! She's a traitor!

Thousands take to the streets in Iran to celebrate the death of Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei trib.al/67G0TAV

How the times have truly changed

@nicksortor 😂😂 How could New Yorkers not see this coming?

🚨 JUST IN: After just 45 DAYS in office, Mayor Zohran Mamdani just said he’ll be “forced to raid the rainy day fund, retiree health benefits reserve, AND increase property taxes” to fund his BS promises Those are HIS WORDS! NYC is circling the drain

🚨JUST IN: AOC is being ruthlessly mocked after claiming action can’t be taken against Venezuela because it’s "below the equator." This is exactly what happens when you elect an ex-cocktail waitress to the U.S. House of Representatives. 🙄 🙃 🫠 🤡 🌎

🚨 HOLY CRAP! Chuck Schumer is going viral for demanding ID CHECKS to prevent fraud in the late 1990s "Everywhere people go, they're asked for Social Security or driver's license!" 🤯 "This is anti-fraud!" Now? "ID is Jim Crow 2.0" You're a CLOWN, CHUCK! PASS VOTER ID NOW.

Hey @SenatorCollins, you swore you'd only serve two terms. Now you're running for your sixth Senate term. What happened to the term limits you pledged not just for yourself, but for the entire Senate?

Do better Handy Mart

@honeymoon250 20

5 for me!! I feel confident nobody Has all 20 How many for you?

@DisrespectedThe How do I sign up?

Would you be able to do this?

Who’s buying bitcoin at these levels?

Anti-ICE activist describes roadblocks and checkpoints constructed in Minneapolis: “We are literally creating a place that we know who's coming and going in and out of our neighborhoods." You can’t make it up.

The truth will always surface.

Good evening from North Carolina #walkforpeace

This clip perfectly summarizes Gavin Newsom.