Ben Jorgi

@cantguardjake @SamPilkington3

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

@FightWithMemes @SamPilkington3

Spotter is a barefoot woman wearing a cooking apron. I'm sure nothing will go wrong.

Keith Starmer addresses The Nation

@Rothmus @SamPilkington3

@AvarageSerbian @SamPilkington3

Thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and “giving me some time back.” Now I can finally pursue my passions

@123skely @SamPilkington3

Any woman who ghosts me I just assume was a federal agent that got too emotionally attached to do her job and got reassigned.

@TextMessages @SamPilkington3

@jonathanzliu @SamPilkington3

linkedin is wild 😭

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White guys imitating Indians making street food. Thoughts?

@HarvesterStallo @SamPilkington3

Greatest officer I ever served under. I’ll always remember our achievements in Helmand Province. Semper Fi 🫡

@celtic_jaime @SamPilkington3

Ruthless stag prank 😂😂😂

Aussie chippy content is cinema

@JosephCarter95 @SamPilkington3

Just silent burped in class, girl next to me covered her nose after #gyros

@athenkosi591 @SamPilkington3

🔴WTF Minister of Finance Enoch Godongwana showed members of parliament accidentally his totolosi 🍆🍆 🤧🤧

@FightWithMemes @SamPilkington3

@RespectfulMemes @SamPilkington3

@juneapologist @SamPilkington3

RSVP’d to a birthday and we’re running a 5k

@oldrattleagain @SamPilkington3

farting so loud that my furby starts yelling