Ben Nash

@steph_minton Oh my god same, was literally just thinking about that

I’d give anything to go back to that one night in Paris where Miranda and I couldn’t stop yapping and laughing until nearly 3 in the morning 🥹🇫🇷

Friendship is commenting on your best friends car accessory business about how excited you are to get your order when you don’t even own a car

@steph_minton So true. Amazing ahhhh

Still can’t believe I saw Taylor Swift in the FLESH. The highlight of my year for sure 😩🫶🏻

Every year without fail, Ben asks me how he can find his Apple replay Every. Year.

@steph_minton Omg so true

Dolce&Gabanna & SKIMS collab is unreal 🫨

'..... and in my opinion the referee has done nothing wrong there'

Unavoidable but real bummer that my “engage with my silly little sports hobby” app is also my “the world is ending app”.

Americans are too thick to vote anyway, they should put us back in charge. Send Gary Barlow's massive son over to rampage through a major city until they surrender

When you can’t remember the journalist’s name…

@SkySports I’ve never directly tweeted at a company before. But enough is enough, get Mike Dean off of commentary. Insufferable bellend

Who the fuck is lets off fireworks in October? My poor dog is hiding under the Christmas tree.

we never discuss the emotional labor of guys holding back great jokes and comebacks to not make their girl cry

Ye fellas scared to stream the match

Rumours circulating that Keir Starmer let his best mate buy a round of drinks.

“AI is coming for your jobs” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football lineups on and off for 8 hours

A wonderful genre.

Trying to get a picture on holiday with Ben is more painful than what I imagine being torn limb from limb is

They told the apprentice to tip immulsion paint over his head for a bet but it was gloss wait till he's in car at end

@steph_minton Rate that babez

4 hours in to the first day of holiday and people are already complimenting Bens tattoo. The blokes head isn’t going to fit on the plane home I swear

@steph_minton You’ve been walking fine

21 year old beautician asked me for my age today and when I answered she said “wow you don’t look that old” and it’s crippled me despite it being a compliment 💀😭