Bennett Kleinman

@JANELABABY Still have any larges? If so I’ll take one

Great news Just got another batch of these, could get em to you by next weekend! Hit me up 👻🎃

@bluelacroix Photoshop me in please

@bluelacroix congrats

@bluelacroix Ate a hot dog because I meant to eat one yesterday and couldn't

@franhoepfner oh

Big AND tall? Now I've seen everything

@blythelikehappy NOW I'm worried

@coolkidcomedy And as an added incentive, please check out this thing we made

I've never received more than 6 likes on a Twitter post so I know my reach on this site is limited, but if you have enjoyed anything from @coolkidcomedy over the years please consider checking out our Indiegogo page for a pilot we're creating. Thank you. tinyurl.com/CKC-go-go

@blythelikehappy 4 stars

@EliasSports Is that the quickest stolen taco in World Series history?

Hard to deny that Balloonfest '86 was anything but an all-around success

@KevinMcCaff Honestly wouldn't be surprised if Robert Craig looks just as old and disheveled as current Letterman

@BennettKleinman Part 2 took longer, but just as worth it. See ya at the SoHo Club

You may be doing well, but do you have a guy who checks in every few months in your YouTube comments to furiously rant about your views and stats? Anyway sorry for bragging

@KevinMcCaff Congrats on achieving the second and final step towards becoming extremely famous: Step 1: Go on Letterman Step 2: Become the obsession of Robert Craig

@taylorpadams96 @KevinMcCaff Holy moly I had forgotten about this. We gotta go, what should we get him?

A year ago at one of @KevinMcCaff Union Hall shows I met a guy on his 29th birthday and promised we’d hangout on his 30th. That’s tomorrow.

@gbnypat cc @jfoox

Finally found the job of my dreams!

@rajat_suresh Hi! You are receiving this out of office message because I am taking a vacation on my brand new bike. I'll be back in a week, so talk to you then!

@BennettKleinman Knock it off. That’s not my bike that’s something else. Give it back

Hello this is my bike: 🚲 Going to leave it here for now. Haven’t bought a lock yet. Please do not steal my bike

@rajat_suresh Rajat there is nothing to worry about, your bike is still right here where you left it: 🛴

@BennettKleinman Ben give that back