Benjamin McIntosh

Standard Sky. MNF: Everton Vs Leeds, let's spend 12 years talking about Arsenal. #SkyTvIsFuckingShit #ALAW

@TheSquareBall so turns out we don't need big premiership griselled bastards in the box on set pieces? Just a big German one taking it!

@garysnowpatrol @snowpatrol are really trying to bankrupt me now. 3 vinyl versions of the new album already and now they announce another... Best excuses for buying another whilst already going Amsterdam next week are appreciated.

@newmanstings Couldn't look any more Tory..... Like someone's just applied to build a home office in the garden opposite your sun room.

@Bennymc10 Sad but true! I blame to Tories!

@newmanstings Atrocious that one of the most evil murderers in Midsummer history had gone on to be the nationally loved Del Boy..

I miss @lukeayling_8. I miss his leadership, his luscious locks, his shit cartwheels, his magnificent shithousery, his bromances with Coops & Dallas. Shit I just miss him.

@andyukis__ dm'd you mate if you can help...

@lovealy3 Cov or Leeds end

#Saltburn As equally outstanding as it is disturbing. @BarryKeoghan is a triumph.

@RoyalMailHelp collection booked from my home address 2 days running and both times failed to come, no way to track online?

Are you still paying off your student loan? Our FOI shows over 1m people overpaid last year and can claim £100s or £1,00s back. I’ve recorded this video briefing to talk you through who’s due money and how to do it... Please share with anyone impacted

"If you give a child a ball" If you give a child a ball, they will want goalposts to go with it. Then, they will probably spend hours begging you to go out in the garden to play with them, even though you may want to sit on the sofa and watch tv. They will insist. And their insistence will win. And when a child gets a kit, they will need shin pads and boots to go with it. And a TEAM….. And then life as you know it will end. There will be no more lazy weekends watching tv. You will see more sunrises than you ever thought possible. Every spare minute of your time will be spent taking your child to training and games. And your house will be a mess. And your car will be dirty. All because you gave a kid who has a ball. Your weekends will be spent freezing or burning to death or getting soaked on a sideline. And their weekends will be spent gaining confidence and friends, and learning new skills and having fun. And you will be there the day they score their first pass, first goal, or save and also their first foul . And they will make you SO proud. And right before your eyes, your little child will be transformed from the baby who kicked or bounced the ball and fell in love with the sport. When you give a child a ball, you give them more than just a ball. You give them a sport, and talent, and hope, and dreams, and friends, a new family, a place to learn about life, room to grow as a person where they can push their limits, and bravery, and courage and LIFE, and memories. And they will have ALL of these things, simply because you gave a child a ball. Because you gave a child a ball, you too will develop new/lifelong friendships, developed solely from the same passion for the game and love of your team. You will cheer together. Because you gave a child a ball. Then one day, many years from today….they will be in their room and a ball will roll out from an old dusty bag underneath their bed. And they will pick it up and realise instantly that when you gave that child a ball, you also gave them a childhood that they would never forget. And then they will hug you, and your eyes may leak – because you realise that everything YOU gave up along the way…..was worth it!

Fucking visual radio is all over the shop tonight, feel like I'm Marty Mcfly being anally probed by Docs time wand. Ain't it great knowing what's happened 3 minutes before it actually has. @Michael_TSB @TheSquareBall

@Johnyboylufc Followed mate, can I get a link?

Love both kits this year so I’ll be spending my well earned £24 on both shirts combined ……. I will take the blame for us not buying another player all year cos I’m not spending my money in the club shop Cheers

@coachman_86 Ballin' playa

@AntonioMango4 Think most of us Leeds fans have succumbed to the thought of relegation for the last few months. Poor all season. Bielsa transcended what football is and how coaches should be, both on and off the pitch he understood what it was to 'be Leeds'. Never be another like him. Vamos.

Leeds United are on the brink of being relegated back into the Championship Marcelo won 81 out of 170 games in charge, since he was sacked they’ve only won 11 games. He was sacked February 2022 😳😳

@DannyAscough I blame the snowflakes, being all inclusive has its limits. It's an ambition of so many to fight in an event of that size and these 2 fucking rhinos get a free shot at it. Should have got Attenborough doing the commentary.

@seetickets I have VIP meet & greet for Dermot Kennedy in Leeds but haven't received an itinerary, have emailed customer services a couple of times to ask what time it starts but heard nothing back. Help please. @DermotKennedy

@DermotKennedy Any idea of times for the preshow in Leeds? Doesn't seem to give details on the ticket.

I really hope you enjoy this special experience!! Grab your VIP package via vipnation.eu/dermotkennedy

Today is the day!! The first day of tour!! You can’t imagine how excited I am to see you all!! On this tour I wanted to try something a little different, so we’ve put together some really cool VIP experiences.

It's impossible to watch this and tell me you don't love football.