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@cjliving61 @superfooty @DwaynesWorldSEN What a stupid thing to say.

@superfooty @DwaynesWorldSEN Brayshaw decided to roll the dice by playing a contact sport. Don't hang anyone Brayshaw comes into contact with accidentally, unintentionally. the hysteria they would cop. ownership is on the player that has been concussed previously, not the opponents. 🤔🤨

The father of a current Melbourne player has launched a barrage of abuse at the AFL after Brayden Maynard was cleared to play following his clash with Angus Brayshaw. heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/form…

@wallflowerjade Whoa, who's your friend? She's smoking hot 🔥

for our haters 💋💋

It's unlikly melbourne can win from here. And I swear if Goodwin says in his press confrence that "we are disappointed as a footy club", i going to lose my sh*t. I want him to be animated and say more than just "disappointed". #AFLPiesDees

@_Stacey1987 I feel the same Stacey.

Today is going to be the longest day everrrrrrr. The nervous sick feeling is hitting hard. Sorry to my work but I'm not going to be remotely productive today. Carrrrrn you Demons!!!!!! ❤️💙

@MikelsonsWest @sirswampthing @brisbanelions Darren Bennett had a lot

@sirswampthing @brisbanelions Is he the highest % outside 50 of players who have kicked 100+?

65 of Daniel Rich's 116 goals were from outside 50 @brisbanelions

@sirswampthing @AFLCoaches @SydneySwansAFLW @GWSGIANTS @aflwomens What about in the afl?

There have been 337 #AFLW games where @AFLCoaches votes have been given Matches were both coaches gave identical votes 2022 R04 adel v melb 2023 R01 SYD v GWS @SydneySwansAFLW @GWSGIANTS @aflwomens

@Sammy__Edmund The problem is with Bevo

The Western Bulldogs were given assurances on Friday by Bailey Smith's management that the midfielder would definitely be staying at the Whitten Oval for what is - at the moment - the final year of his contract. The Cats interest is real & the Dogs have been anxious, but this was the clearest sign they've received that Smith is staying put.

@rezpxnd @Sammy__Edmund The problem with the doggies is bevo.

@Sammy__Edmund He’s coming to Geelong, per sources.

Cats cant kick 3 from here, should not have tipped them. #AFLCatsDogs

My god how bad are geelong playing in the 4th qtr tonight! They keep try going through the middle and keep fumbling it... whats going on??? #AFLCatsDogs

@lavosaurus Reach out to channel 31. Seriously. But you will need to put out a plan for each episode

@sirswampthing @AFL @melbournefc More than I thought would have that stat

Players going into their 200th V/@AFL game with a career record of 99 wins, 99 losses and a draw Gary Colling Darren Milburn Russell Robertson Travis Johnstone Domenic Cassisi MAX GAWN @melbournefc #AFLDeesHawks

I has to tip fucking collingwood. No chance, especially with cox as their sub. What a stupid decision. #AFLPiesLions

Why oh why did I tip Collingwood? 😢 #AFLPiesLions

@lavosaurus Shunned and bad mouthed? I would strongly disagree

@1116sen Gawn?

One change in Johnno's Rolling All-Australian team this week. What changes would you make? 🤔 #AFL

@lavosaurus What an odd thing to say.

@icespicee_ This brings me back to my "only date ginger girls" phase

@savmegafan No to 16 min qtr and send off rule

@lavosaurus What's the job?