Benson🇨🇦

Joe Rogan looks like he's having a rough go tonight.

@Juice4DaThirsty @realnbaquotxz ☠️

@realnbaquotxz Translation:

Dejounte Murray is looking forward to facing Paolo Banchero 👀

@jkenney It needs to remain Ice Hockey. Or just 'Hockey' here in Canada. We don't want a 'Polyethylene' Hockey.

This 👇 is not a parody. It’s the NDP’s radical agenda. Now they want to end ice sports.

@fckboislayer Hope you can handle the 80's music that lives in the kitchen walls

@Benson005 I'm fucking outraged for you, I looove crazy bread. Hell, I'm on my way over.

I can hardly lure the kids out of their rooms with pizza tonight. God damn teenage millenials. Who ignores pizza ?

@fckboislayer Even got all the crazy bread and dipping sauces. And 3 different pizzas! I'm outraged.

@fckboislayer Grab your pitchforks and circle the wagons.

@Colts_Law Nachos maybe. Wings. Chili. Pizza. In the shell peanuts. An enormous bowl of pasta casserole.

Best single food item to watch an #NFL football game from home is?

@bestestname Right here. I like the Triscuits. Red pepper jelly and cream cheese, charcuterie, dips. Good strong cracker, available in a variety

Who is keeping Triscuits in business?

@BolWrld I bet the after party was pretty sweet

Kawhi really did this to a whole family 😭 twitter.com/NW_Tweetz/stat…

@MerielMyers You're seeing this all wrong. It's about the cream cheese! A good bagel is nice but, the spread. All about that spread.

Bagels are just basically stale,sweaty bread rolls! Just what is the fuss all about?

Today's project. Fix water main and someone's poor attempt at storm sewer repair.

@GrahamKritzer Chester has the measles? The spots? Are they the measles?

My Romanian neighbor asked me if it was ok if my son had some snacks. I asked which kind and he said 'the cat with measles. cheesy cat measles.' Cheetos. he was talking about cheetos.

@SchmitLogan12 Love that Colts flag.

I want to see everyone’s #Colts man caves! I’ll start, it ain’t much but I’m proud of it! #mancave #ForTheShoe

@DanHanzus It's just a classic, clean looking uni. Everyone looks good in Colts threads.

Matt Ryan in Colts uniform a surprisingly low 38/100 on the Weird Meter.

@TheresaC16 Yes, everyone likes quiet neighbors.

Would you buy a house beside a graveyard?

BREAKING: CDC just announced that a massive outbreak of updog has started to spread

Late BBQ at the Glamp site. Burgers, dogs, steaks, slaws and salads, beers and s'mores. Lefties and vapes.

Glamping Weekend