Luke Benson

Aside from the outfit this is all bad, but the Dad being called "Goodwill" is funny stuff. bbc.com/news/articles/…

Would she still be alive if she was called Amy Smoothiehouse?

@newbalancehoops any plans to release a @FinAspiration colorway of the Kawhi IV? I could send suggestions over.

Business idea: Loops, but for nostrils. Take edge off.

My greatest nightmare is Overcooked in VR.

Where can I bet on Garfield or Del Toro making a Moby Dick film?

@labpedro I'll not be baited

@Bensontext Careful you dont eat too much, you'll be hooked..

I swallowed some fishing line. Shit's getting reel.

Icing my knees with a Heineken like I'm on the 80's Celtics.

Duren looks the most like a footballer playing basketball. He's incredible. #pistons #nba

I hear "Tobias" and I think both Harris and Fünke

Cade is Grant Hill meets Kyle Anderson #pistons #nba

Looking for an Airbnb in Hawkins. Dirt cheap ATM

Something very pleasing about Maxey being shifty in the Sixers throwbacks. I feel old.

The Minnesota Timberwolves have never lost a season opener where the opposing head coach got arrested the following morning.

TBF things have probably been scary for Terry Rozier for a while. #NBA

Is that the plot of new Miami Vice movie sorted? Gambling ring, get the Heat involved. The lads involved might have clear diaries now for a spectacular cameo. #nba #fbi #rozier

How long till we get a beat-em up with Disney characters? Snow White vs Scary, Ariel vs Jafar. This please.

I make 6 figures a year, if I count the decimal.