Benton

At some point four months ago, somebody tipsily wrote “omega-3 fatty acids” on the implementation list for my game. I do not know what it means, but I suspect I wrote it there.

@infinite_mao I, holder of a possibly-useless video game design BS, cannot say what “the best way to do vidjagames” is: It’s not a confining medium. I CAN say that video games have had large commercial and critical success in aping the bits of D&D that are apable.

@infinite_mao Much of a given any given TTRPG is horribly difficulty/budget-explodingly hard to recreate in video game form. The reduction is, historically, largely necessary.

I am starting my first salaried job amidst an eceonomy-wrecking plague, and it is a coincidence I find highly ironic.

@KadtakKai @JellyMuppet BLB would be an apropos system to mess with

I have drank most of a bottle of mead. Ask me anything.

@AdorkableSmile @wereoctopus I have good success in using this concept in various games. Never, ironically, D&D, however.

@linkskywalker Investogate chair

Chug chug chug--beeep. . . . . No user input received. Check if keyboard service light is on. What you do?

@linkskywalker Enter room

.@Benton____ 's input registered. Loading... What you do?

What you do?

@linkskywalker Knock at door

.@Benton____ 's input registered. Loading... ...What you do?

@linkskywalker Magnificent. Approach house.

@Benton____'s input registered. Loading... ...What you do?

@throneofsalt Too often have these sacred bovines stood gormless in the creative road. Perhaps a touch of charcoal smoke will spur them?

A lot of modern #DnD is composed of sacred cows: Traditional ability scores, XP, Initiative, etc. All of it precious beef. I, designer lacking both faith and carnivorousness, have no use for cows. I look at the them, and they blink at me, uninspiring.

@Ignus1 I have used this image for a decade. Took it meself.

@AdamObelisk @DyingStylishly Seconded.

People who play video games! Recommend me good survival horror games where the protagonists are women! I need this for /reasons/.

@linkskywalker NARRATOR: “They were not.”

"Don't worry, we're good people." said the players to the frightened NPC.

@pjamesstuart @YouTube I’m so glad to give this man money

FFFUUUUUCCK WHAT THE FUCK Astartes - Part Five youtu.be/eoCcpMW8fSs via @YouTube

@KadtakKai @infinite_mao @axesnorcs Always

@infinite_mao @axesnorcs @KadtakKai Safety razor gang, unite.

@litzabronwyn I have recently made use of Geographica, and I enjoy it greatly.

what are your favorite fonts right now? i'm currently obsessed with nunito

I am at random reminded of a TNG episode in which Riker is infiltrating a pre-warp civilization, and immediately after his cover’s blown, the alien who busts him offers to bone. #StarTrek alien writing at its most human.