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@BergmansWorld

contrary to what you might think I actually don’t know anything about cooking

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cum chef@BergmansWorld·
My preexisting conditions include very stoned, bleeding ass, and extreme libido
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@how_do_i_pdf A southerner would say something more like “sucking the devil out of em”
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[southern accent] sucking that dick smoove off
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@how_do_i_pdf approximately 140 yellow American spirits equals the calorie count of an original (not double stuff) Oreo
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Now look, I’m not saying cigarettes instead of food makes you a little insane. But cigarettes instead of food makes you a little insane
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Trying to get my pants off so quickly that I give myself a hernia and then there’s no sex cuz u gotta take me to the ER that’s gonna be quite the wait
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@BitchWaifuu Computa I left my water in the other room fuck
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this restaurant has Had It with uber eats 😩
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The clonch of it all
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Guess who just got given a Polaroid camera for free with film still inside it
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I can’t believe there’s people in this world who take trips to Tupelo for fun
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@Prizmimic This is the kind of thing I was asking for thank you
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Prism 🦊@Prizmimic·
@BergmansWorld oh okay i get you. i think if you learn to use a noncorporeal form and become a wandering spirit, it’ll be super cool and fun (literally weightless 🥰) also, you’re fine just the way you are
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I need to lose between 50 and 75 pounds before Saturday and I’m not totally opposed to a hard drugs binge but it’ll take longer than that and the adverse effects are not exactly desirable. Any advice
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@Prizmimic I need to transform myself into something that is acceptable to another person who is not concerned at all about what I think about them. Normal stuff u know
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But maybe then again the racket isn’t between bar customers and the bar but between beer distributors and the bar so more waste means the bar purchases more kegs. Who knows
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You’d think in suicidal capitalist america they’d have developed a less wasteful method of pouring beers than the traditional tap
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