BerlinClubMemes

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I’m glad cars and trains got invented, imagine riding a horse on monday morning 9am coming from the club.

„Did you sleep?“ Hat available now in merch store! berlinclubmerch.myshopify.com

I’m berlin sober (only taking pills i found on the floor)

as an empath my heart really aches when you guys get turned away at the club door

as an empath my heart really aches when my friends get turned away at the club door

in berlin, it is easier to get berghain guestlist than to get a doctor’s appointment.

„Did you sleep?“ is Berlin for „How are you?“

People be like: „nobody cares about your spotify wrapped“ and then post their spotify wrapped

Renting out the other half of my bed over the winter

@keinobjekt Same

Of course my most faved tweet ever has to be about that godforsaken boom boom house lmao

A haunted house but its just your friends who are really worried about you and doing an intervention.

A haunted house but its just a room full of people collapsing on g

A haunted house, but its just neukölln.

A haunted house but its just people asking why you didnt learn german yet even tho you already live in berlin for 2 years

A haunted house but its just a WG in friedrichshain.

A haunted house, but its just tiktokers telling you what to wear and how to behave to get into berghain

Sunday 🔪🔪

Who‘s going?