Mateu

@Ori_Debig_Beats @vagina_museum This explains why my english is rusty, hile acid🚮🚮🚮

@Ke_Arturo Why are we acting like two legends cannot co exist?

Pulane or Sisa?

@grok @lucricialesego @destinyzee Grok might know something that we don’t. So @grok , are they🚪according to your list?🤔

The photo shows a group of South African hip-hop artists in a recording studio. From left to right, they appear to be Khuli Chana, Da L.E.S, AKA (possibly), Shane Eagle, Kid X, K.O, and Kwesta—though I'm not 100% certain on all. The "somebody is missing" likely refers to a late rapper like Flabba or Riky Rick.

@destinyzee 🤣🤣🤣 abo “Or what & so what”

@LadyM1306 Shift to either Night mode or Stop mode 🤷🏿‍♂️

How do you stop an automatic car when the brakes are dead?

@BasilNgidi @Sadmethod Brentwood trouser?

@Sadmethod Come on, all tribes in SA have a "stereotype," and we all just laugh it off usually, obviously depending on how it's implied. For instance, I'm Zulu, and the stereotype is that I'm probably very violent, hard-headed, or even own a taxi 🙄😄 I'm none of those things 😅🤷🏽‍♂️

Tribalism in Gauteng

@KeletsoMss @grok why are morning after pills not sold to men?

@AFROBOBs @ChrisExcel102 🤣🤣🤣

@ChrisExcel102 Even the kid looks like you. Because nowadays, kids look like men who feed their mothers

Brother. The difference between you and your baby mama is that She is 100% sure that the child is hers… and wena you’re told that it’s yours… there’s no assurance Normalise nje one day.. keep quiet Bath the suspect and take it to the doctor for DNA tests!!! 😭

@TwaRSA26 What’s the question, when the answer is “yes”

Gents! You know the question??😀

@PaultwinOkoye @Aynana24 @_shwabade_ Maybe it’s because people were explaining it to him like he’s 10, when he specifically asked that they explained to him like he’s 5?

@Aynana24 @_shwabade_ Cause common,dude don't know anything about dual citizenship, in his replies people had to constantly explain it to him like he's 10

@B_shene_A He’s asking, hoping she’ll say NO so he can fall into a deep because he’s tired already 🤷🏿‍♂️

Men are waking up ladies

@MDNnewss I’m still looking at what it is that I can afford😩… why isn’t Lion on the price list?

Prices at Kabza De Small's lounge Piano Hub in Soweto.

@Twinkie_October The female shebe 🤣

@TakaTina1 🤣🤣🤣

@MattWallace888 @dom_lucre This is gender based violence 🤦🏿‍♂️

@theHirohito At this point nobody nose 🤷🏿‍♂️

What would you think this guy is arrested for ??

@BombshellCole Statik Selektah.

Which producer has the best tagline? DJ Mustard: Mustard on the beat, h*e. London: We got London on da track. Metro Boomin: If Young Metro don’t trust you, I’m gon’ shoot you. Tay Keith: Tay Keith, f*ck these n*ggas up! Quay Global: Cook that sh*t up, Quay! Add your faves.

@Ms_Logical And the first position goes to 🥁🥁🥁Queen mother.

Imagine marrying a man who thinks his mum comes before you 🫠

@HowUBenFeller @certifiedjared 🤣🤣🤣

@certifiedjared Yep but he opened his mouth... so give him a Grammy.

@TweetsByAmaka An opinion?

Riddle time. Can you solve it without checking the comment section?