Bernie Langs

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@EndWokeness This is SO heartbreaking and sad that a legitimate and existential issue has been hijacked by crazed zealots. Destroying Titian and art has nothing to do with big oil choking the earth. This is criminal vandalism and it hurts me to say I hope they get 12 months in prison.

BREAKING: Climate cult strikes again Just Stop Oil lunatics took hammers and attacked Rokeby Venus, painted in 1651 ($90M) in the London National Gallery

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@hellen3030 @CountessCommon1 Well there's been only ONE KING at Graceland, not a disgraced spare prince.

Elvis, do you have any words for Prince Harry for criticizing Graceland? 🙃 ELVIS: ‘You ain’t NOTHING but a…’ @CountessCommon1 #Spare #ShutUpHarry #HarryAndMeghanAreFinished

@radicalxrad He's great - give him his moment. Really, why make a big deal of it - Dustin Hoffman admitted his "Rain Man" voice stayed with him a long time, including at an awards show.

Have we checked on the hypnotist that’s holding Austin Butler in a perpetual Elvis voice trance? #GoldenGlobes

@MandyBell02 @CleGuardians @SlangsOnSports Thank you so much Mandy - you are a great friend to Sarah. The BEST of friends.

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@SlangsOnSports Blazing Saddles: "That's Hedley"

not me, confusing Hedy Lamarr and LaMarr Hoyt in a crossword 🙃

@ManMadeMoon Sigmnunfreudenshaft

@VinceMancini Hey Vince. Even if all u say in your review if Woody 99 is correct it’s too cliched and simple. This generation blame came is older than Won’t Get Fooled Again by Geezer Who. Go deeper next time critic bro.

Netflix has a Woodstock 99 doc premiering this week, and I didn’t think I needed another one. But I couldn’t stop watching it. I watched it twice. Im convinced this event predicted our current political reality.

@nytopinion @RabbiWolpe I've studied Judaism, art history and many ancient cultures. This reflects antiquated thinking on religion/history - it's embarrassing, akin to the rubbish to discard at an ancient dig site. The joy and excitement of history has to move past superstition.

"The Bible depicts an ideal land, one flowing with milk and honey. Yet Israel has always been one thing in dreams and another in the tumult of every life," writes @RabbiWolpe. nyti.ms/3fROu6P

@johnwilliamsnyt Your book review of the work on Durer is fantastic - your enthusiasm for it inspired me on many levels - the mere mention of Panofsky and Sebald - in my cart on Amazon - thanks SO much

@HiltonGrandVac I am so glad to see in my annual owner's statement a small credit by HGVC for some Covid-related adjustments made. I was very vocal about being upset about having to pay the full amount when I can't travel in these tough times and am REALLY pleased that Hilton stepped up.

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