J Wilson

Me clocking in after a teacher tries something with one of my kids

Quit being your kids friend and be their parent

Anytime I finish a PB&J, I get the urge for a glass for fruit juice

How long until @Apple introduces their all new, never seen before, integrated privacy screen?

I’ve decided that I want to retire in Madison, WV

Slowly turning into the shittiest 24 hours of my life

Text and drive near me and imma make your life hell

@SportsCenter Now what

The moment Venezuela became WBC Champions for the first time ever 🔥

@BMroziak @TribLiveHSSN @WPIAL_Insider @WMBS590 Is prior coaching experience needed to qualify? Pretty sure I could get something going but it’d have to be maroon and white, not red and blue 😀

Laurel Highlands is looking for a new Football Coach. Aaron Raffle presented a resignation letter to the LH School Board before their work session Monday Night. Raffle posted a 2-8 record coaching the Mustangs in 2025. @TribLiveHSSN @WPIAL_Insider @WMBS590

@CrosbyMaxx Well yeah you don’t have a choice now but to run that back lol

Everything Happens For A Reason. Believe Nothing You Hear & Half Of What You See. Im A Raider. I’m Back. Run That Sh*t. 🦅🏴‍☠️

Still can’t believe I was prompted to tip a cashier at a truck stop in WV. What are we doing?? I’m about done tipping altogether anymore 🫩

If I DON’T eat pasta on Sunday’s, I feel like my gramma is giving me the eyes from the sky

I just hope restaurants stop using AI generated flyers soon 🫩

I ain’t met a kid that plays @Roblox that isn’t a little shithead. What ya’ll putting in that game that turns these kids into heathens?

Largest coffee company in the world and the kids/caffeine-free options are either hot milk or piss tea. Thanks @Starbucks

Not saying I’d ever do it but I feel like I could easily overtake one of these brinks trucks. The one around here got a lil guy who has no situational awareness. One leg sweep from behind and I’m paying everyone’s bills!

My basement sump pumps after working 2 days straight with no lunch, no dinner, no rest. Just pumping baby

So the @NBA blatantly controls the games. A team goes up 10+, their star player(s) all of a sudden end up on the bench until the other team catches back up. Gotta listen to what daddy Vegas says to do huh

If you don’t stfu when someone is presenting and you talk the whole time, I hate you.

I don’t speed I just like the way it feels to go fast