Joe Bernstein

@gabrielwinant From my new perspective of 41, he looked great

Goodbye dear man

@nkulw Shut up

Should have known that Israel was behind Ahmadinejad’s Michiganposting.

Feeling regretful this morning over any concessions I’ve made over the years to the demotic written form of X.com — usage, in jokes, memes, and so forth. It’s degrading and corrosive to everyone involved. I’m 41 and I’m going to express myself like an adult.

Alright it must be asked but is Jude Bellingham now the best looking great athlete of the past twenty five years? (Not interested in discussing old dudes) it’s him or Brady.

I see we’re dispensing with “actor who played.” Probably a sign of something.

@imthewalruz Fuck you

@Bernstein You're such a loser dude

@mjkiebus Yeah. And he asked me to sign an NDA?

@Bernstein This is a safe private place, Joseph… were those people Stefon Diggs?

I snuck into this place once in 2011. It’s hell on earth

@EmilyGouldNYmag You think my guys won’t mess around with their pronouns for a chance at Margaret?

@Bernstein twist: the law now mandates that every high-achieving divorcee pivot to dating shes and theys

I’ve pitched a “every male group chat is very interested in this story the subtext being she will likely date a male member of the human species next” to many editors and no one is interested

An eclectic bunch

@DPD_ don't be sad that it's over. be happy that it happened.

"And Just Like That" was still releasing new episodes this time last year...

Hey! We would love to see you but we're busy this weekend. Just with the kids and everything. Have such a good time tho!

Therapist: Vuori Jon Bernthal isn’t real. Vuori Jon Bernthal can’t hurt you. Vuori Jon Bernthal:

@tolstoybb It’s cool when it gets loud and when the kinky violence parts happen. Villeneuve gets that stuff.

I thought Dune 1 was very good. Odd movie, bad dialogue, transcendent in moments. Dune 2 was not edited well. It was not a good movie.

@knifehitsdotwav ?

@Bernstein semi related have you read Effingers yet?

I deleted that post about what it's like to be married to a Jewish man. Why? Because some of you will never understand my unique weltanschauung.

@Liamjsm The former

@Bernstein Wait did people not get that one or did they get mad despite getting it?

@cool_hot_woman i live to lol!

@Bernstein lol