BerryMuses

A good thing to ask someone when you first meet them is "what's your favourite crime?" So you can tell if they're cool or not.

@Bossrays1 @ghostysapphic dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/eng… Here buddy this might help.

@BerryMuses @ghostysapphic Instead youre doing nothing. Surely more to life than worrying about a comedian you could just not watch, insanity

we as a society don’t hate jimmy carr enough

@nicky_j1989 @MikeyHotspurs When you inevitably win the league this year, look at how many of your own fans mention spurs immediately after.

@MikeyHotspurs Think you’ve got a more important game to worry about on Sunday. Typical spurs fan cares more about Arsenal

CARABAO MICKEY MOUSE TROPHY Who remembers when Spurs won the league cup in 1999 and again in 2008? The abuse we got from our bitter rivals was insane They used to tell us it was a Mickey Mouse trophy and laughed at us Until they got in the final against Birmingham in 2011 Then all of a sudden it became a major trophy in the build up to that game And then guessed what happened? They lost in the final and each and every fan were instantly visited by the men in black and all had their memories wiped Well here we are again this Sunday, 15 years after they last made it to the final If they do go on and win it I’ll be reminding them that it’s just a Mickey Mouse Cup And if they lose it will be bottle 1 of 4 I CALL THAT A WIN WIN

@Arsenalfanblog @MikeyHotspurs We literally do not have the same amount of major trophies.

@BerryMuses @MikeyHotspurs No, I know, I’ve explained that twice. We both have the same amount of major trophies but Arsenal have played around 14 more seasons in top flight Europe.

@Arsenalfanblog @MikeyHotspurs You literally do not have the same European pedigree as spurs.

@BerryMuses @MikeyHotspurs Why do I need to deflect to domestic? That’s obvious. The subject was major European trophies and pedigree and as I’ve said, we have the same but more presence in the top flight of European football.

@Arsenalfanblog @MikeyHotspurs Congratulations. European silverware? (I already know you'll just deflect to domestic, yawn)

@BerryMuses @MikeyHotspurs We have the same in terms or major trophies. In terms of seasons in top flight European competition, Arsenal have over 20 years, Spurs about 7.

@Arsenalfanblog @MikeyHotspurs We literally have a bigger European pedigree than you do.

@MikeyHotspurs Have some shame! 🤣

@elonmusk @weeklyshowpod @CaseyNewton @noUpside Hurry up with that dislike button buddy.

@weeklyshowpod @CaseyNewton @noUpside Jon Stewart is an extremely skilled propagandist disguised as a truth-teller

How has Elon Musk’s X (formerly Twitter) influenced our democracy? On a new pod, we’re unpacking Big Tech’s election disruption with Casey Newton, editor of Platformer, and Renée DiResta, research professor at Georgetown University. New episode out now! @CaseyNewton @noUpside #theweeklyshow #jonstewart #politics

@daniel86cricket Test and it's not even remotely close.

Between Tests, ODIs and T20Is, which is the best format?

@lucawya Do I get organic webbing or have to make my own web shooters? Because it will have no effect on my decision to get spider-man powers.

Spend a night with Madison Beer or Become Spider-Man and gain all his powers

@BlondeKbf What about beating false witness? Or you know, lying?

Any doctor willing to abort a baby at 9 months is a murdering satanic bastard / organ harvesting demon

Who is the most talented batter to ever play the game?

@MikeyHotspurs Under... ENIC.

THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT THE FUTURE IS SPURS • Tel • Simon’s • Gray • Olusesi • Vuskovic • Phillips • Byfield • Bergvall • Odabert • Barnett • Moore • Donley • Roswell 🗣️ TALK TO ME

@matthayesthfc Brandon Austin

Players who could achieve cult hero status in these next 8 games. Archie Gray - maybe already has, definitely potential for much more Mathys Tel - also potential for much more Kevin Danso - just the 🐐 really Richarlison - relegation Richy to the rescue Who am I missing?

@Ayhd126H Oh Frank knew, the problem was that he thought it was Benta/Palinha 😬

Frank really had 8 months and still couldn't figure out his best midfield, while Tudor already has his best and second best midfield established within a month

@BatVibes What would annoy me is that im a fucking fire breathing dragon and some shithead kid and his pet mouse have trapped me and used me as a gladiatoral slave.

Ash constantly threw a fully-evolved apex predator into battles against weak, low-level Pokémon. The Pokédex explicitly states: "It never turns its fiery breath on any opponent weaker than itself." Ash completely disrespects Charizard and ignores the Pokedex. Wouldn't this bother you too if you were Charizard?

@Parzival_jay SuperSpiderWomanMan

So if last year was SuperFantastic July what’s this year’s?

@JamesEsses Are you intentionally spreading misinformation or are you fucking stupid?

A measure of a society is how it treats its children. In Britain, we are failing them: Using them as guinea pigs for puberty blockers. Allowing them to be traded through surrogacy. And now, decriminalising their abortion up until birth. A shameful time in British history.

@ChampionsLeague We all dream of a team of Gary Breens

If you had to build a team with 11 copies of the same player, which player would you pick?

@thespursweb Cant wait to shove him left wing-back again 💪

Marcos Llorente went over to Archie Gray when he came off and hugged him, as a mark of respect for the 20-year-old’s performance