Engelbert Partridge

@NotFarLeftAtAll I want to hear more from bouncy Ben, he sounds terrific!

While some people criticise Katie Price, I believe she’s a fantastic mum to Harvey.

Andrey santos is a lot better at Chelsea than I remember at arsenal 👍

@Elly15094328 @FeelYouHappy They’d say stop watching this ai bollocks

@FeelYouHappy If dogs could only talk

Literally tears! This was the best thing I’ve seen all year 😍💙

@ejykmykel1 Too bad there’s a camera stationed in the garden looking up at that particular window…he’s bang to rights there 🫣

Husband caught cheat!ng wife réd-handed.

@chuck_northup @catturd2 Why do you want her signature?

@catturd2 She needs to sign when it's dark so we can't see it! like for real and it's not that good either

Early Saturday morning jam. You’re welcome.

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I hope those bastards do a goal later

You saw the whole of the moon 🕺

@elenacute01 A lot of thickos in the comments 😀

A mother’s absolute worst nightmare... my heart completely stopped when he ran into the street

@Daniel078013 Thank god there was a random camera man waiting in the middle of the road…I often see them 😃

He saved baby 🦌 deer

I prefer Jeffrey Anthony

I’ve had half an apple that’s gone missing that was in the fridge 😠

Even Arteta would start topley 😠

@jimbobgooner @JIMBOGOON Sonia called us a pair of stinkers

@BertSnazzle @JIMBOGOON 😡😡😡😡😡

I hope I don’t have to watch the arse getting stuffed today 🫣

@blueskypinit Hey babe stick this wig on and put a cushion up your top, we’re doing another sketch 🙄

A surprise for a pregnant mom 💕

@jimbobgooner @JIMBOGOON said he’s making you wear this badge 🫣

@BertSnazzle Tell Ken to go out then 🤣🤣🤣

@bagshaw2112 Looks real to me

OMG this cracks me up 😆😆😆😆

My mate Bert Davis has predicted a Southampton win 😢

Even ChatGPT is telling me to go to bed 😣