Bertie Reading

@TomMChip, @NotMattPunk & I are attemping to grow facial hair to raise some money & awareness for a variety of issues, particularly mental health. If you can chip in it'll be much appreciated, otherwise come watch us grow the dodgiest 'taches you'll see.. movember.com/t/the-situatio…

Trans rights are human rights and if you disagree then quite frankly fuck off and die

@eon_next Supposed to have an engineer out to replace my gas meter from 8am today but had no confirmation. I’ve messaged all your socials this morning, can you reply ASAP please?

@NotMattPunk I’m glad you had the high vis or I wouldn’t have seen you

Love 2 picket

First new release in five years from us! Been a long time coming ❤️

@NotMattPunk @TomMChip @ShwinDive I don’t even know who you are tbh

@TomMChip @ShwinDive I'm extremely mysterious thanks

White straight people will keep their wedding photo as their profile picture for years on end

@JBrowning1_ Motm by a mile

Absolutely fantastic tonight again. Strong chance we lose that without him.

Gang vocals are extremely fun and silly and I love my pals to fucking bits

@JBrowning1_ Captained Kane I reckon

Nice of Dean Henderson to just let the ball roll in there, outstanding

@JBrowning1_ Intriguing 🤔

We move 🤝

I’m here for the women who get abortions just because they want to. No explanation. If she does not want to be pregnant, that’s a good enough reason to me. I truly do not care. I’m done playing this morality game.

@NotMattPunk Don’t just pick up the change, fucking smother yourself in it

@JBrowning1_ And the second ball didn’t even touch the Madrid player coming in (I forget who it was), not sure how that’s been disallowed?

Benzema was so, so clearly onside. What a farce

@JBrowning1_ Tf has VAR not picked that up, absolute madness

Farcical

@JBrowning1_ Seems like all three of us are doing the most we can to not finish fourth, highly frustrating.

Huge three points, given the Spurs and Arsenal results. Fourth place will be claimed by the team who is the least awful. Let’s hope we find a way.

THEY SAID YES CAN I GET A W IN CHAT

Emailed my landlord about getting a cat. Manifesting permission to get a little guy who follows me about.

@Bhandari_Shwin @TomMChip @NotMattPunk we’ve been called out

I don’t get how people can shit on midlands accents when Essex exists

@TomMChip Oof yes please

@NotMattPunk Wait three day, pub will be sat

Want sit in pub

Three lads who were brilliant all summer had the courage to step up & take a pen when the stakes were high. They deserve support & backing not the vile racist abuse they’ve had since last night. If you abuse anyone on social media you’re not an @England fan and we don’t want you.