Dan Berwick

@ikeauksupport and no sign of a manager. Have left now with no chair. Thanks IKEA for a wasted hour and a lot of walking.

@ikeauksupport I realise you're not in store. I just hoped you might be able to supply the customer service your colleagues won't.

@ikeauksupport I've tried 3 staff members. like I said, they can't help: no-one remembers where they are. I think they may have amnesia.

@ikeauksupport yes, same information as the staff computers. I just have to look apparently

@IKEAUKsupport I'm wandering around your Milton Keynes stores looking for a Jokkmokk chair. In stock, not in location, staff can't help.

I nearly died from septic shock. For each retweet upto 50000 in the next month I will donate £1 to the UK SepsisTrust

@biochemsoc Thanks! This has been a great conference so far. LRRK2_2016

@ScienceBritain If tomorrow's vote has nothing to do with science, why do you exist?

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@RoyalMail OK, I'm now a follower...

@RoyalMail Thanks, you have the reference number.

@RoyalMail Yes and yes. Are your staff trained to use them? Two of us home all day, not the first time either. Ref # AF 1689 2615 2GB.

@RoyalMail Waited all day for a paid special delivery only to get a card saying can't deliver bcs a signature is needed. Not good enough.

@NatWest_Help Has your Streatham branch re-opened after refurbishments yet?

@NatWest_Help Can I suggest you publicise the closure of your #Streatham branch (i.e. on twitter) to save your customers a wasted journey?

Was Tour de France 2015: stage nine – live! gu.com/p/4at5k/stw

@chukaummuna #Streatham Not part of Labour's environmental policy I hope!

Great new shop on Moyser rd, Hannings of london, sells fireplaces & wood ovens. #Quality. #friendly. #furzedown #Streatham #tooting

@tlrailuk thanks, the bigger inconvenience is that the problem wasn't online when I checked. Decision to cancel made very suddenly?

@tlrailuk Yet two trains were cancelled. One after the other. A bit more than a delay!