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@WCCO Two brave teenaged boys de-escalated the situation by talking to the girl, who dropped the box cutter and allowed them to take it from her before school staff members arrived on the scene. People should know there are reasons to have faith in the younger generations.

Teenage girl accused of assaulting Barnum H.S. classmate with box cutter cbsnews.com/minnesota/news…

@leadoeslinkedin There is no way… what is WRONG with people!?

Woman in restaurant: I love your tattoos, but the ones on your hands are ugly. Me: I love your blouse, but it doesn't suit your shape. Her: How rude! Me:

@SmittyyTweets Nooooo! Heading TO Minnesota in a few weeks. 😂

@leadoeslinkedin A haggle.

What should the collective noun for a group of entrepreneurs be?

LinkedIn thoughts:

@lukematthws This is absurd. Go take an ice bath.

@MarisaMilczark @RileyGrandson Flagrant foul.

“Final Jeopardy was so easy today, you could’ve gotten it.” Thanks, dear. @RileyGrandson

Scooby Snax are fun because the remind me of my childhood when my sister would make me eat Milkbones after school, but I can give these to my kids without the guilt. Not that my sister feels guilty.

Where do people on @LinkedIn get their stats? 99% of users don’t post. 50% ⬆️ your leads with this hack. 83% of you won’t read this. 10/9 business leaders do this:

Good morning to my 16 followers except the ones who immediately thought, “Who doesn’t say ‘gm’ in the year 2023?”

@RexHuppke You’re doing the Lord’s work. 👏

@lukematthws Kool-Aid man through a wall. Grab a King-Sized Butterfinger. Yell “yippee ki yay muthafu¢kas” and hope the gas station doesn’t have surveillance.

@johncusack Because he HATES communism and fascism… so he… displays monuments and artifacts that laud them.

Of COURSE he does …

@MNateShyamalan Eloncholia

hey does anyone know what it’s called when you have absolute free speech but you can’t talk about several websites because they make a guy too mad

My toxic trait is being CERTAIN that I’d rank nationally in a grocery carrying competition.

@leadoeslinkedin And if ALL of his exes are crazy… what’s the common denominator, dude?

When a guy tells you his ex is “crazy” 🚩

When I was 8 my mom bought me a poster of a frazzled baby chimp with a caption saying, “I need to learn to relax!” I have not relaxed since.

@TheTakMaeda @SmittyyTweets @BlairNSharp I like dat

@brockpierson Lol I did NOT continue reading when I saw that. 😂 I was like WTF happened to Brock?

8 hours ago I trolled LinkedIn with the most cringeworthy BS ever, and as expected it worked. -I claimed to cross 10k followers (I did not) -I made it the most cringe feel good junk that alway works on that platform (it did) 99% of people took it at face value. This is LinkedIn

@SmittyyTweets I don’t knoooow. Let’s ask @BlairNSharp or @TheTakMaeda.