Best Spuds are Preoccupied Potatoes 🥔

Please take some time out of your day to watch my all time favorite TikTok. #nice

@dannyspud_ Worst spud

Today, students at my high school in Chicago held an Anti-ICE protest. I was the only one that decided to hold a sign that said ‘I Love ICE’. Instead of allowing me to express my opinion, I was assaulted — Just for standing up for law enforcement. What is happening to America?

Why wasn’t I made aware?

The universal symbol for Bluetooth is one line off from being the Mark of Sacrifice. Who’s working on this?

@mo_chocolate9K HAPPY BIRTHDAY MO!

39 years young as of TODAY!! 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂 #happybirthday

ANNOUCEMENT TIME! join me this Saturday for...MY 39TH BIRTHDAY STREAM CELEBRATION! STREAMING FOR 12 HOURS! SUB GOAL 39 SUB! PLAYING A VARIETY OF MULTIPLAYER GAMES! SEE YOU SOON!!

The paintress once a year:

@2solsoldier @JaharaJayde This is what I came here for

@JaharaJayde need this angle

My Frieren Cosplay

DISPATCH CHAPTER 3 (maybe more) Twitch.tv/bestspuds

Happy Halloween! Stuck at home with no plans? We’re streaming CROW COUNTRY right now over at Twitch.tv/bestspuds !

@thedarshakrana This kid read “the pillars of the earth” and took it to heart

The teenager bagging groceries today asked if I wanted my bread on top. I said yes. He nodded seriously and said, "Good call. Structural integrity is everything." Then he arranged my bags like he was building a cathedral. His coworker laughed at him. But my bread arrived home unpunched, my tomatoes unbrushed. Sometimes the people who care too much about small things are exactly who we need.

@pureMetatron Sorry big dog, that’s tough :(

So my Playstation is pushing Diversity on my screen while showing off the rainbow flag and the transgender flag at me. Ok cool, what month is Sony going to celebrate traditional family values while putting a Christian cross on screen? Asking for a friend.

Hey! Come zen out with us and our good pal Dave (the diver)! Twitch.tv/bestspuds

I bet you want to click on this link! If you do, either Nick will get dunked in a dunk tank, or we’re live on Twitch.tv/bestspuds playing Pokemon Mystery Dungeon!

I was excited to play silksong, but I heard it’s full of bugs :/

Hey all- Sad news, we’re currently live Playing Delta Rune so you should probably come tell Nick he’s wrong. Twitch.tv/bestspuds

@Rutherford28038 @tirimimisu @Dexerto Sorry, we’ll go back to doing oil paintings of incest royalty with gout :(

@tirimimisu @Dexerto You think it's one or the other? It's all of them. The tragedy is the perfect, terrible synergy: a handcrafted, five-day effort applied to the celebrity of a man-baby, with a butt crack as its crowning artistic achievement. It's the Mona Lisa of intellectual decline.

A TikToker is going viral for making a crocheted version of CaseOh with a butt crack The plushie is 20" tall, 22" wide, and took five days to make

@DougMansLand @grok Grok is being shy, but it was us

Hey @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? Doesn’t have to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just tell me who it was.

Whose white baby is this?

Climbing a mountain; probably this one! Playing PEAK right now over at twitch.tv/bestspuds

Good news! Deltarune CH 4 night starts now! Twitch.tv/bestspuds Tell Nick happy birthday, and tell Kyle he loves the Nintendo NYC Store :)