Balon Swann

ʙᴀʟᴏɴ ꜱᴡᴀɴɴ - Guess who's back, back again #Flameboy

/and again I’m not looking to reopen beef or like get involved in shit, but I’m sad that I just lost a lot of content and work bc of something I’ve had nothing to do with

@SandAndSass //we should bring it back tbh

|| why did twitter have to flop fr

#LRT Jan

|| helllooooo moots! if you’re interested in writing in a modern asoiaf verse over on discord like this tweet and I’ll hit up up <3 ( also pls don’t feel like u have to know all the lore, books etc. a lot of our writing is canon-divergent anyways. )

@SandAndSass -I’ll probably head there first.”

@SandAndSass “Sweet” he said, pulling out of the car park as instructed. If he gets lost, who cares. They’ll find their way eventually. “Well I said I’d pop back to the Stormlands to see my sister during her school holidays. But I’ve got a job lined up in Essos for a couple of months, so-

(Heh) It was a shit start, but thanks (He bobbed about in the water and watched her nyoom on a wave towards the shore) Very impressive 🗣️

@SandAndSass -seat. “You’re giving the directions though!”

@SandAndSass “Hmm, lucky for me” he grinned, before his expression changed to surprised delight as she threw the keys his way “Wait, really? Yessss. Don’t worry, I’m a good driver” He looked like a kid in a sweet store as he jumped off the couch and made his way to the driver’s-

@SandAndSass -C’mon, don’t be a loser. “So are you going to let me drive it?” He grinned, fully expecting the answer to be ‘no.’

@SandAndSass “You have a jag? Nice.” He ducked into the van after her, dropping onto the couch next to her and looking around. “Yeah, pretty cool. If I lived somewhere as hot as Dorne I’d definitely stay in one of these. Stormland’s too cold.” Ugh why is he talking about the /weather/??-

@SandAndSass -these things? “So do you live in this thing?” He’d be surprised if she did, he’d assume a daughter of Oberyn Martell would have a proper place of their own. But he understands the appeal of wanting to pack up your life and travel in a van.

@SandAndSass “Most people buy textbooks first” he teased, allowing her to drag him up to the parking lot “I’ve not been up to the cliffs yet, no. Care to show me the sights?” he said, walking slowly around the campervan to admire it from every angle. Maybe he should get himself one of-

@SandAndSass -grinned, turning back to face her. “We could take a drive first though, if you want?”

@SandAndSass “That’s yours?” He looked over at the campervan, impressed. “Nice.” Hmm let’s seeeee, doing tequila shots on the beach in a fun camper with a beautiful woman, or sitting alone in his motel room? Tough choice tough choice. “Tequila is the best thing for hunger, I’m told” he-

@SandAndSass -have been swept out to sea when the tide came in. Damn, he’ll have to walk all the way back into town topless. His white ass is going to get so sunburnt.

@SandAndSass “And you weren’t calling me a dumbass fifteen minutes ago either” he said with an amused eyebrow raise. After taking a few more long strokes through the water, he turned towards the beach once more. He looked around for the shirt he’d discarded earlier, and realised it must-