Awesomest Winemaker

We have decided the appropriate thing to do here will be to drop everything and just live tweet our thoughts as we work through this

we aren’t shutting down our account. to do so would make this tweet never happen, but we believe in the old saying vote with your feet and if we are being honest twitter seems less fun these days and we don’t want to particupate in @elonmusk ‘s engagement metrics #justLogOut

our wine’s a DOLLAR off #anycoupon

tell us you are british/australian/southafrican with out telling us you are #teamBubbles

@RussellVine1981 why is it so few people understand that the smartest people in wine are all about arbitrage

I wouldn’t pay $100 for it

while we aren’t valley experts is it just us or has @elonmusk gone full Gavin Belson lately “its dangerous out there for billionaires”

@gianni_casanova @JohnMFodera asking the important questions right here

@JohnMFodera Do they get the drink or the $15?

@joefattorini a giant waste of everyones time?

I thought Hunter Biden was a new Australian wine

@artisanswiss we can’t wait to devalue the whole system by going through the process

@AllStrauss you can literally starve to death only eating rabbit because it is so lean… unless you wrap it in bacon

Rabbit update

@lickedspoon what have you done!

Tartiflette pie is go...

@DanielLambert29 winelist or it didnt happen

Some bubbles while we decorate the tree.

@artisanswiss in an industry with literally thousands of independents you are surprised you found someone screwing it up?

@worldbydev how much did Big Cork pay you to tweet this

@A_Ayscough @PhilipReedman who’s gonna tell them that when it comes to CoGs bottling is the expensive part

@PhilipReedman sounds like at the end of this line of reasoning … consumers may have to pay more for wine😱

Here’s a fresh load of machine-harvested grapes in the processor of a languedoc cave cooperative it’s like a cement mixer. only for grapes

@shittywinememes a friend of ours doesn’t drink, asked for tips on what to say. we told him “just say you have a VA sensitivity”

How you mfers look when you say reductive

@TwoPaddocks remember your arc on Rake… we tend to find drinking Riesling about equally awkward

High Altitude PICNIC today. And oh boy , was it drinking well . Wish you coulda been there …. Then again , that’d be a crowd . Which would have defeated the purpose. So , you will just have to make the climb yourselves… #TPPicnic Riesling in your pack .

@davidroundmw @hudin she is neither prt of the jedi council nor did we grant her the title of master

@hudin “I am the militia” hashtag would be a clue, but maybe wan’t there when you followed.

@wellredwinemag this is one of those tweets we were gonna write off as mundane until the tshirt part… do you have magic powers?

I had super powers yesterday. Came home after a long day drinking session & found my 9yo son in my bed, managed to move him to his own bed without waking him up, he isn't small hey ;) I also managed to get through the day without a single mark on my white T. It was a good day!