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Before you go to their place for date night, you have to know their Wi-Fi speeds. 🛜 Priorities, people! 😉

RT @Speedtest: Who else can relate?

The Mavericks can’t wait to trade Cooper Flagg to the Lakers. #nbadraft2025

RT @Schindizzle: The greatest upset in sports history is Deion Sanders’ son being passed up for a white kid from Utah with greater mobility.

With all due respect to Mariah, Beverly D’Angelo will always be the true Queen of Christmas.

With all due respect to Clark Griswold, what the fuck kind of holiday bonus was he expecting that would cover putting in a swimming pool and flying in all of his relatives to dedicate it?

Yeah, but could Mike Tyson beat Mr. Beast? Or maybe Blippi?

RT @Schindizzle: Live look at Jake Paul

Jake Paul: Imagine being such a shithead that everyone is rooting for the rapist cannibal to beat your ass.

RT @Schindizzle: Election night be like:

Made a typo in Waze and wound up at the Blumpkin Patch.

Before the internet, people argued about things because they couldn't look them up, so it's nice to have the internet now so no one argues anymore.

This seven-layer dip is actually eight-layer dip because I'm also eating my feelings.

The most painful form of ghosting is when the server at a Mexican restaurant never refills your chips.

When you're starving and remember there's a frozen pizza in the freezer.

It's dumb that there isn't a Netflix movie called "Insta Grams" where Adam Sandler and Martin Lawrence dress as old women to become social media influencers for some reason.

Live look at Usher:

Flossing before going to the dentist is like masturbating before hiring a hooker.

Florida State should sue their defense.

With all due respect to Clark Griswold, what the fuck kind of holiday bonus was he expecting that would cover putting in a swimming pool and flying in all of his relatives to dedicate it?