steven cohen can suck me dry

@JeffPassan @DavidPurdum Just ban gambling. It doesn’t bring anything good for anyone. It’s designed to make you lose as much as possible. There is no winning

The Major League Baseball Players Association wants to pursue a ban on all MLB-related prop bets, aiming to combat harassment from disgruntled gamblers, a source told ESPN. Story about its proposal Thursday to MLB, free and unlocked, with @DavidPurdum: espn.com/espn/betting/s…

@jmontforttx Why would a legal voter be intimidated by someone checking their ID?

Fuck to the no. Voter intimidation is illegal.

@DoNotEngageWith @YourWaifu Apple autocorrect gets me again

@BetMONEY300 @YourWaifu Back product

Somethings gotta be real fucked up here cause this game runs like butter on steam deck

@DoNotEngageWith @YourWaifu Dick riding a back product is far worse than me misreading it.

@YourWaifu @BetMONEY300 You can't expect people to read that far, they have stupid complaints to make

@AmiriKing That’s rockstars fault for spending so much time and money on this. If I don’t value it at $100 then it’s not worth that much. We pay as much as we’re willing to.

Rockstar spent well over $1b and more than a decade bringing you this game. It is the most expensive game in history with the largest development team ever. More than 7,000 people worked on this and they all need to be paid. Rockstar isn’t a charity. You’ve had 13 years to save up $100. Stop being a bitch.

@YourWaifu Yea it will run Chrome on a 4k monitor at 120hz if that’s your refresh rate. You got me, congrats on being a lawyer for valve. Now show me real world gaming at 4k 60 fps

@BetMONEY300 Its not false advertising when they literally tell you that you can achieve it with an upscaling algorithm If they said “native 4k gaming” that would be false advertising.

@YourWaifu Fine you can technically run any resolution at any fps with FSR. Is it usable? No. It’s falsely advertising its capabilities with a “gotcha”

@BetMONEY300 Thats why they said with FSR are you really that stupid. Even the steam deck can get 4k60 with FSR in some games if you use an external monitor. It depends on the game.

@YourWaifu THEN THEY SHOULDNT SAY 4k 60 FPS GAMING

@BetMONEY300 THATS LITTERALLY WHAT WITH FSR MEANS

@YourWaifu Ah I missed it in the first image. Either way it’s still shit even with FSR. And that’s not even true 4k then. It’s literally a lower resolution

@BetMONEY300 Its litterally in both images

@YourWaifu NOW theyre saying you need FSR. That wasn’t the case until yesterday x.com/hardwaresteam/…

@BetMONEY300 They advertised it as 4K with FSR which means its not a 4K capable machine. Do you know what FSR is?

@ducholog Performing only slightly worse in size and sound while getting vastly better performance is what they’re showing. Making all of those metrics equal is stupid, people don’t look for that

With almost double the performance, triple the noise, quadruple the power consumption, quintiple the space and half the built-in features. Apparently all techtubers reached levels of tunnel vision stupidity seen only among Rockstar apologists doing RDR2 comparison shorts.

@RizoaOfficial Almost none of those things listed actually matter to someone who wants a gaming PC. It could definitely be built smaller if they choose different parts. SteamOS is compatible as long as you have an AMD CPU and GPU

"It's the same price but BIGGER!" Is it the same size? It's built small for a reason. "No." Does it have the same cooling factor? Steam Machine is like 70% cooling system by volume. "No." Is it as quiet? When I benchmarked it it was whisper silent, which is a nice thing to have. "No." Is it tailored for SteamOS? Valve is likely going to be targeting improvements for that hardware. "No." Did you include the quad antenna setup with a dedicated one for Steam Controller? "No." Is it as power efficient? The GabeCube draws very little power. "No." ......... does it at least have more IO? "No." So you built a PC for the same price that sacrifices every design advantage and are crowing that it's stronger, despite knowing that many of the choices for those advantages are what lead to a weaker system in the first place? ".... yes?" I swear to God, I will never understand how someone as purportedly smart as the grand L holder there still has industry ties when he does things that are this disingenuous and stupid to major (and minor) brands on the regular.

@Polymarket Marketing chief got dealt a shit hand with that car. Not his fault it looks awful

JUST IN: Ferrari replaces its marketing chief following backlash to the Luce EV debut.

@zekramu Double edge sword. It’s a stable living space that is yours to do whatever you want. But you’re responsible for everything. Unless you buy in an HOA. Don’t buy in an HOA

buying a house has got to be the biggest psyop I ever fell for man. what a stupid ass decision.

@ruicharadrius Basic items in stores being locked up and requiring an employee to retrieve is oppression. The bottom 2% turned everything into prison rules

how is it EVEN remotely possible for the bottom 2% to oppress society. that doesnt make sense. how are they oppressing us? what is this horrible take. i hate asmongold dick riders.

@MatrixMysteries Retards like this are why you have to take a financial education class before a bank will give you your first mortgage. It explains what amortization is

An American buys a $138,000 home. She sends the bank $9,286. After interest, taxes, and insurance, ONLY $952 goes toward the loan. $8,300 is PURE interest. This is how the system turns ownership into a lifetime of payments.

@lil_juul_pod @IainMacBets 4 foot gimmes is wild. Only pros should get something like that

I swear if people actually followed the rules of golf (no gimmies, no mulligans or breakfast balls, can’t fix your lie, treat as OB not hazard, etc.) their average score would go up 10 strokes.

@mitrajoy_ Crabs in a bucket mentality.

having our first trillionaire before everyone has access to clean water is a failure of the human species

@mr_saltz They’re by far the most entertaining body cam videos out there.

So did I flip off a sovereign citizen this morning?