The Goose Girl

@LesLeMonAuthor @Spectrum Seems that way

Is @spectrum down in #dtla y'all?

@DamHealth waiting outside your shoreditch UK clinic where no one has come to open up…people have been waiting for over an hour now. Where are you??

Ummm...what sources? Bad mouthing Jacinda Ardern right now is like saying you think puppies are overrated. Which they are not. To be clear.

@Salty_NZ @MamaTealRose @Popehat WOBs. Wow yeah. Didn’t know the tech had come so far.

@MamaTealRose @Popehat Don’t forget the dropbears. I hear they seek out men with weird hair.

@Popehat As an Australian I object STRONGLY to this message. Stand by for many many saltwater crocodiles to move in with you if you damage their usual habitat. And if you want a radioactively mutated Sydney Funnelweb, that's on you, too.

“The American people deserve a straight answer”. Somehow the flash cards got mixed up. The Things We Don’t Believe pile god muddled when someone in the @vp debate prep team took of their mask.

@Nettaaaaaaaa I drink every time Pence answers the question asked. So far I’m sober.

If you're playing a drinking game of any sort, good luck. #Debates2020

@PreetBharara Talent show instead.

Cancel the debates

So pence says “you’re not entitled to your own facts”. Noted. No Alternative Facts allowed. I feel this warrants a virtual press conference. #vpdebate

@eyesonthestorm @shaunking Let’s replace debates with cooking competitions.

mike pence 100% cooks his bacon in the microwave

“Excuse me? I’m speaking” I need this in t shirt form please. #vpdebate #makeitashirt

So pence had “don’t play politics with peoples lives” written on a flash card somewhere. Didn’t sound quite right somehow...#vpdebate

@TaylorTwoTails @daeshikjr Just scared that everyone who supported other democratic candidates will get turned off by tonight...and not vote.

Which fucking first time voter is registering to vote after this godawful debate?

@daeshikjr @shaunking Those who never want to see something so terrible ever again.

@PJVogt Apparently a woman missing for two years was recently found at sea. Ask her?

@jennarkiely I’m 29 and looking at applying for PhDs after five years of working post masters...it is harder when you are outside academia. Like contacting old professors “hey remember me?? Well now I need a letter from you...” it’s not a friendly process. Good luck!!

Maybe they’re making way for the mighty soul of RGB. May we protect her legacy.

@UAWPresident Bob King gave his speech standing on a small trampoline. He’s bringing the bounce back to politics. #DNC2020 #DNC #BidenHarris

Watching replays of the live stream #DNC2020...and from my totally outsider I-just-live-here perspective - it’s good. Seriously. A LOT of video montages. But I’m inspired anyway. #Biden #BidenHarris #BidenCoalition