Beth Gustafson

@Dadsaysjokes Sounds like a tall tale…

Mom: I’m hooked Tay & I(simultaneously): On phonics? On a feeling? #GustafsonVacation2019 #wererelated #Florida

Been rocking this messy hair, glasses, no make up, sweatpants look so on my wedding day, in comparison, I’ll look amazing! #strategy

You know you're an adult when you walk through the mall food court. "Panda gives me gas. Taco Bell gives me shits. Subway gives me heartburn. McDonalds it is..."

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

Keith: Eric gave me a Japanese Charizard when we were young." Me: "Uhhh...Is that some kind of sexual thing?" #Pokemon #conversations

"Ewoks were the original ISIS..." -Keith #thingsmyboyfriendsays #ewoks #starwars

"he is eating a frosty! I recognize that spoon!"-me "How often do you eat Wendy's that you know their spoons?!" -tay #gustafsonvacation2016

'Oh guys... I think Prince died!' -Tay 'Yeah, like in April...' -the rest of us #gustafsonvacation2016 #taketwo

I like chairs that hug me. It's like I'm wearing a warm blanket. -Tay #gustafsonvacation2016 #parttwo

Minnesota roads are curvier than Kim Kardashian! #gustafsonvacation2016

Jon: maybe it isn't the fish but the worms have figured out how to get off the hooks themselves. #gustafsonvacation2016

Dad: I feel like a corndog. Me: you've got a stick up your butt? Matt: or you feel breaded? #gustafsonvacation2016

Every year thousands of fish go hungry. For one worm a day you can save a fish life. I'm Sarah McLaughlin. #gustafsonvacation2016

Me: fish may move from year to year. Dad: to get into different school districts... #gustafsonvacation2016

Dad: did we find out about the septic field? Jon: it's kinda crappy. #gustafsonvacation2016

Gustafson vacation is under way and the laughs are happening! #gustafsonvacation2016

Do you think Dean's only hires lactose intolerant people to protect their product on the long drives? #roadtripthoughts #deansdairy

Do you like bad boys? Cuz I'm pretty bad at things! #pickuplines #ThingsMyBoyfriendSays #BadBoys

#CityProblem #265 Not recognizing the difference between thunder and gun shots.