Bitsy

Oh. Hello. I didn't see you there. I voiced Wilma on the Flintstone Kids. Wanna giggle? Look up the Just Say No Flintstone Kids special. If you're like me, you'll enjoy the irony.

bethlynnf@bsky.social Deletion of this account in two weeks. I nuked my FB account in 2016, shoulda done that here too. I hope X goes the way of MySpace and LiveJournal. Burn in hell, Muskrat.

@JuliusGoat My partner and her daughter live in North Carolina. I'm in California. We cannot afford to get them here, even if we both worked three jobs. Hope might be a thing that fights in the dark, but there's no way to feed children on hope. I give up.

Seek people whose lives are hard, and make it easier for them. Encounter people who have made their lives comfortable by making it hard for others, and make it uncomfortable. Hope is a thing that fights in the dark.

My LGBTQ+ sibs: It's on us to raise our voices now. We need to stand up against this fuckmuppet. He's going to put his boot on our throats, especially our trans sibs. We cannot let that happen.

Find my disabled queer ass on the streets tomorrow. And the day after. And joining a general strike. I will not go quietly. I'm a blonde divorced white woman, they're gonna come for me first. And I will not go quietly.

Welcome to the American dictatorship. Welcome to World War 3. I hope you're all goddamn happy. You can have my queer life over my dead body. Which...I fully anticipate will happen on January 21, 2025.

Hey @BrennanLM what night are you going to the Universal D&D fan night asking for a friend.

@JuliusGoat The sentencing in NY is set for 11/26 That's my birthday. I swear, sir, if he's sent to prison on my birthday...come join me in LA for my rager.

Today is the day Donald Trump truly became former president.

@ProjectLincoln The use of Kevin Kline in A Fish Called Wanda made this.

We all know what she was thinking because we were all thinking it too.

Charles Feldman would be *ashamed.*

You cut in on the usual reports, even skipping the traffic report on the 5's! I listen to you every day. And I've clocked your right-wing slants to every story. Explain yourselves.

Hey @knxnews why did you cut off Kamala's speech at the Delaware campaign office the second she started talking about making corporations pay their fair share of taxes? Because that was so fucking blatant!

I, for one, would like to stop living in a chapter of a future history textbook, please.

I did not expect to wake up to a new Weird Al song this morning and I think it might have saved my entire life.

JFC This country is cooked. Stick a fork in it, it's done. Hey, New Zealand? You got any openings for a queer middle-aged tour guide and her wife? I know a lot about LOTR! Give me a buzz, okay?

@JortsTheCat Jorts. Sir. You keep this up you're gonna get buttered again.

CORRECTION: Jean went through the itemized statement and that does include a year of our flea/tick/heart worm preventative medication so it was only like $500 or something. I did not intend to falsify business records

Can anyone guess why this expression cost $700? Lmao

@briamgilbert PROVE ME WRONG youtu.be/vn_or9gEB6g?si…

Okay hot take? But @briamgilbert and John Linnell could be brothers from another mother. youtu.be/gO5iUDBK7TA?si…

"Playing lovesick songs for heartbroken lesbians." OMG Ruby is an entire lesbian. #DoctorWho