beth preece

they’re calling her the most approaching-thirty woman who’s ever lived

getting a nose job and knowing who cameron winter is has given me access to performative white men in beanies in ways i could never have previously imagined

becoming more of a slut solely for the sake of getting better at Interior Motives

@pheebzed preach sister 🙏

say what you will about monogamy but i heard about scabies a lot less when i didn't know any poly people

dad just discovered memoji and it’s low key serving non-binary lesbian realness

something so particularly humiliating about a three hour walk of shame consisting of four tubes and a national rail service

say what you will about london but sometimes you need to be in co-op under an overpass listening to a tboy give the worst britney cover of his life while two dolls take turns giving each other cigarette burns in the corner

been so hocked up on pain meds and watched so much anthony bourdain in the last 48 hours that i now consider him a vaguely problematic father figure or perhaps a dear friend

Announcing our guest readers for Issue Eleven!! We are so pleased to have @eilidhakilade_ and @Beth__Preece reading submissions for us this time around!

why does every ffs surgeon look like a circuit gay in a lab coat

sometimes you go down on a girl and you just know it’s giving blow-internship over anything else

@pheebzed i promise you it will actually change your life and you will start thinking you’re better than people

i need a fancy chef knife or i will crumble immediately

how your email finds me

like girl suck a dick, it’s not hard

feel straight men wouldnt have so much of a problem with autofiction if their lives were less boring

brush ur teeth

all the hot girls are dropping out of their phds and going to clown school

the “pride event in Birmingham” starter pack

@pheebzed i sometimes find you funny too

i've decided if you like my tweets it means you want me to top you because i know i'm not posting anything funny enough for that

booking flights to berlin at midnight is a Big Light On™️ activity