Bethan Moore

Sometimes I think that Lost was the single greatest waste of my time, but then I remember that time I got married

I used to be intelligent

New Bourne film looks quite dull

Kids are truly at their most creative when finding reasons not to go to bed. Tonight’s was ‘my bed is a rectangle’

I’m just a millennial standing in front of a business wishing you could pop it all in an email rather than ring me six times a day for the rest of my life

@laurenbravo Omg this is all I want. Just show me the dress over a bra at least!

just a girl, standing in front of all the shopping sites on the internet, asking them to please show her how a dress looks on someone with tits

I will give him points for the garlic bread though

Adam cooking some shit pasta and Polly saying it’s the most romantic thing anyone’s ever done for her is the most depressing thing I’ve heard in my life #MAFSUK

When people said you can’t prepare for kids I thought they meant sleep deprivation and not ‘read the whole of The Gruffalo’s Child in a robot voice’

@i_chose_books That is weird though - I rediscovered my childhood copy two days ago!

@Bethan_Kate More like DINKY Bill amirite

Picture a tiny baby koala. Tinier. 𝘛𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘳. I promise you, no matter how tiny you're picturing that koala, it's not as tiny as this koala. Ready? Here it is.

My toxic trait is becoming obsessed with a show, telling everyone it’s the best thing ever made and then season 3 comes out and I’m like nah can’t be bothered

@Phoebe_A_Morgan So glad to hear there are others out there!

@Bethan_Kate lol I do this

Sometimes when I’m on hold I say hello out loud to make sure I still have the ability to talk despite the fact I’ve been talking since I was a baby.

@AkiSchilz Yes I always worry they might have heard!

@Bethan_Kate I have never had a unique human experience, it seems (I do this too and then immediately wonder if someone heard me on the other end of the line)

@BooksJoel Joel I need this. I read an excerpt at acquisitions and need the rest. Have I made it clear that this is a NEED?

Errr, did someone say most exciting crime debut of 2025? (It is SO SO SO good!)

@BooksJoel Beautiful, congratulations!

Some news! This is baby Tess and she's doing very well so far

What dirt has the national lottery got on these athletes?

Special thanks to my mother for this. I’m thirty six.

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I grew up knowing my grandfather won a gold medal shooting at the Olympics. My whole life I’ve used this as a conversation starter, as a cool fact about me, to impress people. Four years ago I decided to find out more information about him. Lads, he didn’t even compete.

@BooksJoel Sounds right up my street!

Saying this is the most original book I've worked on is like saying Simone Biles is quite good at gymnastics - it is so clever and fun and one-of-a-kind, and I cannot recommend it enough!