Bethany Gabbitas

Let's set a world record together and get the most retweeted tweet on Twitter. Beating the current world record held by Yusaku Maezawa @yousuck2020 (5.3 million!) We got this 🙌

Gone to a gig on my own and it feels mint/shit at the same time lol

I feel as though I’m going to shit myself except it’s gonna come from my belly button. Idk how else to describe the pain I’m in rn

“Don’t wind the dog up” Me:

People my age be on baby number 3 and I’m still on mambo number 5

did the spice girls write this

I think I’m thicccccccckkk

My mouth tastes like ass

Off to see JPEG with my man tonight

My doctor just told me I need to take up yoga and Pilates 🧘‍♀️ lmao cos I’m an old woman with back issues @ 20 AHAHAHAH :|

....babababababababa

southerner: it’s kinda chilly lol 😊 northerner: COLD?? 💀💀💀💀💀you think this weather is actually COLD LMFAOOO just wait until it’s -24 degrees and you have 5 minutes to run to class before the hypothermia hits. you potbellied southern hicks.

@whoiscaseygent Living the best lyf

It’s 10:25am and I’m about to have breakfast in Wetherspoons and there’s people drinking full pints. IMAGINE

I’ve been going on dates with the same guy for just under a month and I can already tell I’m gonna b nervous every single god damn time and I’m delighted by that thought

On a date and I’m so nervous I can feel the sweat dripping down my back HAHA

Were he alive today, King Henry VIII would be 527 years, 2 months and 19 days old.