Beth K

Embarking upon a work week so incredibly lame and painful it may escalate to also include karaoke (like in past years). My current go to’s are Wrecking Ball, Total Eclipse of the Heart and Space Oddity. Accepting country suggestions, unfortunately, if anyone has go to’s.

@OGLG22 Brooks Ghost for running!

@rtardjake I’m driving Jake in the ol Porsche

Rossco: Tough or Gay 2 x.com/i/spaces/1Nxar…

MOTM… Thursday at 8p

@RobbieVlovesit Boondocks Saints, The Departed

@RC_cog Town spa is also legit

@SparklyRabbit44 starts off with a bang. Renames Horizon Social Media Chart to HORIZON BOINK CHART & the crowd 🩷🩷🩷🩷 it!@jessmachadoshow @auntiedebbb @DoctorTurtleboy @LamarVsAllen @MoonsOverHerHam @pfordroyals22

@queen__valerie_ @SparklyRabbit44 She’s so glam and sparkly! 💕🦄

Don’t mess with my Sparkly Rabbit!!💃🏼🔥👊🏼 @SparklyRabbit44

@SnackReel This app + a week 1 victory will def set the tone for my mahjong summer league. Bookmarked.

Feta and Watermelon Rolls with date syrup

@Sally4776725785 Queen Kristy

And that’s how it happened. That’s the story about how I got PKD shut down Sorry bout that. I just take driving on tax payer funded roads real fucking serious

Alani Nu Rankings (4/2026) 1. Cotton Candy 2. Blue Slush 3. Cosmic Stardust 4. Pink Slush 5. Cherry Slush

Watching your pride and joy rip packs on Easter morning is perfection 🐰 🐣✨

Little snapshot of the trash that’s still in my garage from last Easter weekend 😬. can’t believe Yeet Has Risen didn’t make the cut for our yard signs.

@Sally4776725785 The email addressed to “Satan” from just a few days ago is v. funny 😈

BELIEVE MY EX HUSBAND for the love of Christ, neither of us care enough to lie. It’s not my fault people don’t believe me when I tell them I’m a cunt

Why would I report you for calling me a cunt? Chances are I’m the biggest cunt you will EVER talk to in your life. I didn’t even know you called me a cunt. Ilya was right, believe him.

@dacrimebitch @SparklyRabbit44 Cuz Aidan’s a perv, etc. Made me chuckle.

@SparklyRabbit44 A waterbed factory?

@HustleBitch_ not looking panicked is the least strange part.

🚨 TIGER WOODS DUI BODYCAM JUST DROPPED — AND IT’S WORSE THAN PEOPLE EXPECTED Tiger Woods is seen kneeling on the side of the road… seconds after flipping his SUV. Calm. Disoriented. Trying to explain it. His excuse? “I looked down at my phone… and all of a sudden — BOOM.” But watch what police are seeing in real time: • Glassy eyes • Slurred, slow responses • Struggling to stay steady Now here’s where it flips: • Breathalyzer: 0.00 • Still arrested for DUI • Refused drug test on the spot • Hydrocodone pills reportedly found on him No alcohol… rollover crash… refuses the one test that would explain everything. This is the same pattern people flagged back in 2017. Different crash. Same questions. And now the footage is public. The strangest part? He doesn’t look panicked… he looks used to this. How does someone crash, blow 0.00, refuse testing… and we’re still supposed to believe this is just “distraction”? 📹 - TMZ

@auntiedebbb i know you don’t need any creative direction, but an Estey’s Mods Have Got it Going On 🎶 would be well-timed, and I don’t have the skill set to execute. #esteysmods

@objectionokay Clearing schedule immediately.

@LamarVsAllen @hotandbravoed I challenge you to fuck 100 times before your next bite of food.

@BethyK19 @hotandbravoed Food intake has absolutely nothing to do with how much I fuck.

It’s 3:20pm and I haven’t consumed a single calorie. It’s cutting szn. This is personal challenge time of the year. Two things men love to do, fuck and eat. How much mental toughness do you have?