I_Lose_Bets

I went from rich to broke twice this year, and just lost everything in September. Currently in the best shape I've been in in 6 years, 86 days sober and am booking solid wins every month. Looking forward to the biggest winning year of my career in 2023. LFG

Merry Christmas to all, including the Radical Left Scum that is doing everything possible to destroy our Country, but are failing badly. We no longer have Open Borders, Men in Women’s Sports, Transgender for Everyone, or Weak Law Enforcement. What we do have is a Record Stock Market and 401K’s, Lowest Crime numbers in decades, No Inflation, and yesterday, a 4.3 GDP, two points better than expected. Tariffs have given us Trillions of Dollars in Growth and Prosperity, and the strongest National Security we have ever had. We are respected again, perhaps like never before. God Bless America!!! President DJT

@DougPolkVids can I get my club wpt limits raised? Plz dm me

I think the @WPT and @ClubWPTGold post with the chick twerking on the table was so GOATed. If anyone responsible for that post faces any scrutiny or backlash, come work with us at @MonkeyTilt where we appreciate good humor.

Man you might actually be retarded

Ever consider folding to a 200k river jam u fuckin retard?

Hold onto your cock when you’re dealing with these desert people

Thank you for clarifying 🐝

Why you acting surprised I’m sure you’ve done way worse

I’ve been here before brother. Meet me at the Caesar’s bacc salon in 90 min it’s our only way out. Try to get there early and order two bud lights

People who back into parking spots should be deported

@Mister_Keating Idk if you have autism or you are just gay. Either way I really hope you shut the fuck up

Amid recent speculation I figured it was appropriate I address the concerns shared that I may have used a solver in my recent 97dd hand against Peter on High Stakes Poker. In my defense, that hand was filmed months ago and I only consulted it in between hands. I want to remind you that I am committed to maintaining the integrity of the game, even though sometimes I can be a bit of a goofball. 😁

TRUMP 2024

Biggest moron I have seen on twitter this year. This guy should be proud that’s a pretty impressive feat

Been awake 3 hours and this is probably my biggest losing day ever. Breaking records this summer baby

When my ex-girlfriends find out how much crypto I have.

Summary of my daily TL

Just got an email from ACR saying I got some money back due to cheating, last thing I remember playing is $100/200 where I lost 70k. Thanks a lot guys @ACR_POKER