BetterDays💥

@AnnSogunro Dumb shit

When my husband and I got married newly. Before we got married, my mother in law had called me earlier and while discussing, she had told me he has never seen any lady with my husband, that I'm the first he brought home to show to her. She said if it's where they are causing trouble you will definitely see him there because he doesn't have time for any girl at all. She said at times she'll ask him if he doesn't have a girlfriend and he'll tell her he doesn't have time for any girl. So I understood what she was trying to tell me, I said okay ma. Fast forward to our first night together, Omo e no funny, apparently oga never do the do before, and me too never do the do before. No one lectured us about it nothing, then we began, we kept trying machine gun no enter anywhere. We tried and got tired my husband said we would go to a pharmacy the next morning if there's a drugs they will give us that will make the whole process work out. When we got the pharmacy, we explained to the man, he looked at the both of us, then he asked me madam have you had sex before I said no, he turned to my husband, oga what about you he said. That was how the man sat us down, and began giving lectures and steps on how to make the whole first time sess work. We got home and tried again and there was progress, we were indoors for one week, na back to back. Our landlord would come and knock and tell us to come out na and receive fresh air 😂, we no gree o. When we finally had enough, we came out by ourselves. Most times it is normal

@NolimitDrench @swago_baby I respect you for this jam..

@swago_baby Time N Gold - Finally I found you

top 15 love songs ever released ❤️ 1. 2face - If love is a crime 2. Dido - White Flags 3. Olamide - Melo Melo 4. Fireboy - Jealous 5. Justin Bieber - intentions 6. Psquare - No one like you 7. Vector - Early momo 8. Polo g - Martin & Gina 9. Akon - Don’t matter 10. Fave - Mr Man 11. Tory lanez - LUV 12. Sarz - Mad 13. Simi Joromi 14. Runtown - Mad over you 15. 2face - True Love

@swago_baby You be mumu

My ancestors after realizing that the neighboring kingdom gave their prince a girl who isnt virgin

@Score90_ Lol where's Miroslav Klose?

Bayern All-Time XI - According to Score 90 🐐⭐️

@SivuMtumezi But I see the Trophy

Dekra Report: No AFCON in sight

@Odumodublvck_ But the time wey blaqbonez come for you, you no see anything talk oo.. You don see person wey no be rapper now, you don they attack am

SEE HIN LEG 😂😭 ARTIST HELPER MY FOOT ARTIST CHOPPER.

@Adebay0r__ Nigga shut the fuck up

See Juan Mata ☺️ Listen I love Bruno but come on he’s not better than EL Mago 🧏🏾‍♂️

@iamjohnblu205 @Odumodublvck_ Any humiliation wey tunez they receive right now, he earn am.. That boy na proper fool right from the scratch.

@BetterDays999 @Odumodublvck_ Tunez na him guy But Tunez deserve more beats😂

BIZZLE RETWEETED. OF COURSE. AFTER SAYING MAKE DEM NO KPAI PERSON STILL COME RETWEET THIS ONE. TWO FACE NIGGA. SPINELESS FUCK

@segunwire603 @Blac_nels Why your DM they locked?

@Blac_nels Bros e get one town like that after iseyin for oyo state, nah only the cl picture dem need and nah one tree like that dem go knack am 😂 But your eyes go first blur for like 10 minutes, e go be like say electric shock you, that mean say dem connect both una 😂😂

Do this locking stuff works? my guy wan run am

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back

Bruno Fernandes.

@UTDKlaus Bring that boy

Joao Gomes - 2026 so far (Linked with Manchester United)

@Burna_Archive 🤣🤣🤣 proper wizkid fan boy has spoken

18 years of Nigerian music. 18 projects that shifted the culture. ​• ​2008: 9ice – Gongo Aso • ​2009: Wande Coal – Mushin 2 Mo’Hits • ​2010: M.I Abaga – MI2: The Movie • ​2011: Wizkid – Superstar • ​2012: Davido – Omo Baba Olowo • ​2013: Burna Boy – L.I.F.E • ​2014: Wizkid – Ayo • ​2015: Olamide – Eyan Mayweather • ​2016: Kizz Daniel – New Era • ​2017: Mr. Eazi – Life is Eazi, Vol. 1 • ​2018: Burna Boy – Outside • ​2019: Burna Boy – African Giant • ​2020: Burna Boy – Twice As Tall • ​2021: Wizkid – Made In Lagos (Deluxe) • ​2022: Asake – Mr. Money With The Vibe • ​2023: Burna Boy – I Told Them... • ​2024: Wizkid – Morayo • ​2025: Burna Boy – No Sign of Weakness • ​2026: Joeboy x Wizard Chan – Agaba Romantic

@Precioustumii You laugh about it, but you need help

Talkative😭😭😹

@Akanbi_cod Well this doesnt look like a fair fight to me 😂 Remove the originals, and hayley alone will take on them all

Only one vampire squad leaves this fight alive. 🩸 Who are you betting on? 👀

@NetNaija_ Smallville was pick cinema

Real' jealous of anyone watching these for the first time

@LaksIndigene Stay with me ⛷ Check Dm's

@BetterDays999 I'll be too high to notice

Roll a joint today👌

@LaksIndigene Artemis II going to think you're some intergalactic creature

@LaksIndigene First time?