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This is very good

BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH

“We will adopt your baby”

Roomba whenever I walk into a room

@ebak92 twitter.com/burialfetish/s… but fr can’t believe youd dar take on fruit Twitter; they are ab to come for you.

Fruit should only be consumed 2 ways: it’s original form or in a smoothie.

too many of you have strayed from these core tenants

Size ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Lighting ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Wow factor ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Perseus approved 👍🏼at Old Bank of England

Me, age 8, getting ready to make my mom the best construction paper snowflake she’s ever seen.

This is obviously a rectangular Give me a hard one next time 🙄

Me pondering my next move in a Goosebumps You Choose The Scare I got at the book fair

Me approx 4 mins after I finish my Taco Bell order

Had to Louvre it to em

Ppl who reposted “i do not give facebook permission to take my account” in 2015 talking bout they doing research on the vaccine

Is there anything more dehumanizing than chasing after a napkin that blew off your table

Only one (1) of my cousin’s friends got vaccinated. Can you tell which one?? 😤😤😤

Update: just ended up googling how to say “sorry, I don’t speak French”, “can I have a coffee please”, “where is the closest karaoke bar?”, and “did Napoleon eat here when he was alive?” Think that covers most of my bases.

Today’s experiment: how much French can I learn on Duolingo during my 2.5 hour train to Paris. Fluency or bust.

She-wolf energy