Nick Bevel

Wait, we weren't even nominated for album of the year? Wack.

Congratulations on being the worst part of trail mix.

@christinaaisom There's always that one friend...

204 in a tweet

@machinegunkelly @BeautyBrat__ What you saw when you took your blindfolds off 😂😂

idk about y’all but this christmas didn’t feel like christmas at all

If you firmly believe cats from Texas would say meowdy hit that rt

"2 hops this time!"

Somehow in the morning I always remember I set my alarm early, so I snooze it. But I don't remember that I set it early for a REASON.

What if your actually brushing your toothbrush with your teeth...

Sometimes it's hard to accept that people are happy without you.

@catiejaynem I'm laughing*, as the tweet says, because girls think they the only ones who can move on and somehow think that's some sorta accomplishment.

"Thank you, next" is prolly the funniest thing I hear girls say.

Lol what the hell was I thinking! 😂

Shout-out to all the girls who wear Red Hot Chili Peppers shirts and don't even know a song by them.

Seeing as these stats don't work on girls: I'm a 5/10 I'm Caring I'm Very funny I'm 6'3 Pretty solid personality I Make OK money I Plan to go to college I'm going to start using these: I'm a 5/10 I'm an asshole

Hardest decision ever: you're tired and you're hungry.