BewilderBeasts! 🦞

Um, Y'all - this whole Twitter thing is bananas and I think I'm bailing. Come find me at {my whole actual name} on Insta, or BewilderBeasts on Insta and Book of Faces. BewilderBeastsPod.com forever <3 Miss you all but I canNOT with EMusky. See you on the flip.

Back just to say, this was SO much fun to record :)

"I'm nailing this parenting thing! Um, pun not intended." FWIW, Kiddo knows she has this blog dedicated to her, and she requested I put this story in. So, to her future therapist, I tried :)

Never forget, someone was able to steal Napoleon Bonaparte's body parts after he died ON LAND because a Newfoundland dog saved him at sea. One of those body parts that is in someone's collection is his penis. Napoleon Bonaparte's Bone Apart, if you will.

The US has the highest incarceration rate, accounting for 25% of the global prison population, and yet, doesn’t even make the top 30 list of safest countries. Mass incarceration makes us less safe. Punishment doesn’t produce public safety & more punishment won’t either.

Considering getting a new device for writing, recording, etc. If I were to get an iThing (maybe iPad with keyboard), how difficult would it be to record and edit podcasts? (Super frustrated Microsoft Surface requires additional fee for basics, like Word and Excel).

So, prep your parents, like...now? Make sure when they say all their ducks are in a row for their passing, you now know there are some other bases to potentially cover, too ;)

Wear jeans to clean out the apartment, even if it's 110% humidity. The last gift you want from the departed is tetanus from one of those busted bags.

Some things you should know after your mom dies (Gallows humor edition) 🧵

"We hit 50,000 calls in 2022 for people looking to relinquish their dogs, with 6000 in January this year, double what we had last year" Dr Paula Boyden outlines the challenges @DogsTrust are facing due to #CostofLiving pressures 👇 @CommonsEFRA @DrNeilHudson

no one is thinking about the weird thing you said at a party they’re thinking about how armadillos give birth to four genetically identical babies at a time you’ve got to stop taking yourself so seriously bro

I find peace in writing, especially humor in dark times. I guess you can't get any more dark humor than mom's obit. "On June 24th, 2023, Priscilla Elaine (Hughes) McCue left this world. And now you know the online banking security questions for two of her three children..."

.@FTLoNPodcast morning lovelies! Acey is spending her summer wisely, I think :)

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