The Chosen

@Spennser this implies being chosen is illegal. Which of course it is.

hmm…

I’m going in

I will be playing The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom as it was intended: no hit, no climbing, no health upgrade run.

Junji Ito? Yeah. I know of his work. From experience.

this is what verified accounts look like to me.

I’m an edgetarian

My body count? I’m assuming your either referring to sex or how many enemies I’ve killed in Metal Gear Solid games. Either way the answer is 0.

i’ve recovered my psp therefore my ability to tweet

*kirby emoji*

The voice of god.

Watching the NBA finals between the Celtics and the Warriors is difficult, since I am a Celtic Warrior at heart.

Chosen

I can pick up a squishmallow mystery bag and immediately tell what’s inside. None are a mystery to me.

This recreation center is a freaking hellscape.

this is the best game ever made

Hi Kirby! Haha

Baseball? Yeah, I played it once. Left a crater on the pitchers mound and swore to never pick up the glove again.

If someone put a gun to my head and asked me what my favorite movie was, I would say nothing. Then I would grab their wrist while simultaneously sweeping them off balance with my foot and disarm them. Who’s asking the questions now?

Chosen.

What a freaking hellscape