Bryan Ford

@LayneEcho ... yes

@LayneEcho If we compare how many times I haven't gotten cookies to you it'd be a short list for you. I have been cookiless this whole friendship 💀

@LayneEcho Whattup? Do you have cookies for me?

@LayneEcho YOU'RE WASTING YOUR SUMMON

Grind mode

@HotChocolateCR Top tier!

I been marked ever since I got here, still ain't put me down.

@Bet_On_Bentley Well... more that they couldn't conceive and ended with you as the result

@BfordtheIOG That my parent's had issues conceiving, absolutely. That's not something you should make light of. You're a terrible human being, Bryan Ford.

Isn't it obvious? He's a powerless figure head. Nothing he does is without someone from above making the call. The broomstick in the janitor's closet has more power than him.

@Bet_On_Bentley ... that's actually sadder

@BfordtheIOG I was actually conceived via IVF so ha!

@Bet_On_Bentley Same as you should have stayed in your father's sack or been in mom's esophagus but here we are

@BfordtheIOG Well, you should have stayed in the retirement home.

@Bet_On_Bentley Wonderful till I met you

@BfordtheIOG ... Damn, tough life?

@Bet_On_Bentley Im 31 idiot

@BfordtheIOG And you should have retired in 2020 at the ripe age of 40.

@Bet_On_Bentley You give mine inspector vibes...

@BfordtheIOG You wish you could look that good, Bryan.

@Bet_On_Bentley ...gross

@Bet_On_Bentley Eh I think at the very least you'd be viral... for the wrong reasons

@BfordtheIOG ... What's a craci? I would never watch Love Island, but I could certainly win it.

@Bet_On_Bentley No im sure Mirrors craci and cry as you walk by, don't you have love island or some stupid show like that to watch 💀

@BfordtheIOG You could only wish to be this devilishly handsome. Go shine your head and get off of here. Hogan's Heroes re-runs should be calling your name right now, pop.

@Bet_On_Bentley Uh Black don't crack especially over here, your balls barely have dropped you frat boy lookin mf

@BfordtheIOG I meant the lumbar, as in your lower lumbar. In other words, your back which you should probably stretch. You know, because you've age like milk.

@Bet_On_Bentley ... I don't even do a lumbar. Sub par analyst Bentley

@BfordtheIOG Something you should probably go and do for your fucked up lumbar.

@Bet_On_Bentley ...reliable may be a stretch

@BfordtheIOG You don't have to give your unwarranted opinion on my very reliable take, Bry.

@Bet_On_Bentley You don't have to respond Bent

@BfordtheIOG Don't talk to me.