Harsh

when a woman asks you what you want in a life partner and you start describing your lugaai jaisa bhai

Thank fucking God for 🫣 emoji. I now realise how fucking absurd it is to use a monkey emoji to show you're shy.

@Sandeep_180 Toh paisa laga ke hiran ko sher bana dein kya?

1st April is over. Time for Indian parents to go back to believing the WhatsApp forwards.

Two of the worst people you know are in a face off. Man, I love Twitter.

@mufaddal_vohra CSK fans will see this and say ㊗️㊙️🍜🍜! 😍

Ravindra Jadeja kissing the CSK badge on Khaleel Ahmed's jersey. 🥹❤️

Them: SethRogen Sinha isn't real he can't hurt you SethRogen Sinha:

Rohit Sharma aur Virat Kohli ko beech beech mein idhar udhar bhi khel lena chahiye ab. Break leke aate hai aur game one sided kar dete hai.

You can deduce so much about someone by just knowing their opinion on Dhoni not retiring out of IPL.

I once heard a woman use the word "mansplaining" incorrectly and there was literally nothing I could do.

a man never remembers any username as well as the one of the guy who their favourite baddie is dating

The true sign of bitchless behavior is when someone tells you that they have a separate number of WhatsApp and another one for calling

Game recognizes game

Google could have kept this algorithm private instead of open sourcing it. But they allowed everyone, including competitors, to benefit from their research. That is why I respect Google. If you did not know, this entire AI era became possible because Google openly published their transformer model research paper.

5 day trip 2 tshirt 1 pyjama 1 jeans 10 kachhe because what if meri gaand ne mere dimaag ki baat sunni band kar di

Every sneeze in Dhurandhar was so realistic. Cheek detailing by Aditya Dhar

Bro is raising multiple pull requests but none of them are Merging

why does 29 feel like such an unc age

30+ artists including me were summoned by authorities for being on Latent. The whole comedy fraternity took a hit because of how stupid you’re. Shows were canceled, Venues pulled out, Judgements made, the pathetic shadow of your stupidity still continues to make lives of funny comedians difficult. You didn’t even care to understand that side. Stop pretending to be the nice guy you’re not. Take your cheque’s, lower your gaze & be very ashamed. You’re a contraceptive for creativity, stop milking this & go back to what you do best which is being a hurdle for upward social change while FraudCasting & clout chasing…